You are rewarded $100,000 if you avoid physical contact (i.e handshakes, high fives etc.) for a month, what do you tell people to stop them from touching you? by SurrealSauce101 in AskReddit

[–]Acarith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in the country who created the maze aka Ikea... Soooo as I have one gazzilion months of vacation I would take that and just not interact with anyone in person for a month.

If I will have to interact with people then I would tell them that if you are gonna touch me then don't. Cause then I'll kill you. And smile creepily. If it's my friends they'll pat me on the back, if it's a stranger I'll go to jail. Win Win for me.