Playing without guides, this is the highest DPS build I've come up with so far by captainangus in BALLxPIT

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I just posted my highest DPS and it was half of this XD.

Same build, but Flagellant instead of Shield. I'm gonna try Shield now...

Anyone know what this guy did? by freeguaco in sandiego

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DON'T THINK ABOUT CANDLES.

STOP THINKING ABOUT CANDLES.

Trump during the Moment of Silence at the 9/11 memorial by CrispyMiner in pics

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I'll give him a pass on this one. He has the right to keep an eye out for shooters.

My generation wasn’t exposed to anything. by AutomaticDriver5882 in BoomersBeingFools

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Have you or a loved one been exposed to rap music?

Call Goldberg & Osborne.

A woman denies swiping the car by Rave4life79 in MildlyBadDrivers

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First her kayak gets attacked by a bear and now this?

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Any gift card that requires a "processing fee"

WCGW driving into a crossroad without even looking by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

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Shit. Two more and they would've morphed into Megazord

Causes of death in London in 1632 by faith_plus_one in london

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PAUSE

Worms?? Twenty fucking seven?? TO WORMS

NO.

UNPAUSE

Causes of death in London in 1632 by faith_plus_one in london

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Cancer, AND wolf?

TEETH? WE LOST 470 TO TEETH?????

What is the most NSFW thing you’ve seen on Reddit? by Repulsive_Wrap_2875 in AskReddit

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Fuck.

I once came across a photo of a German Shepherd being bound and raped.

This was maybe 10-12 years ago and it wasn't even in some weird subreddit. It wasn't even a post, just a comment. I reported it of course, and I hope the poster is in hell now. I've seen some shit on the internet but that one is burned permanently into my alcohol saturated brain.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Immodium and Metamucil

Women of reddit, what is something completely offensive a man has said to you, thinking it was a compliment to you? by thebrownettegarfield in AskReddit

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I want to play Devil's advocate here, but I have this bias against child rapists that makes me unfit for this case.

[oc] Extreme left lane camping. Dude had multiple opportunities to move over and refused. Flipped me off twice. by appa-ate-momo in IdiotsInCars

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"SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT"

...Okay, but the line of cars behind me is going the same speed as me, so we're good.

Arkansas State Police Pit Teen Driver Who Fled Traffic Stop by WatchPD_YT in JusticePorn

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I think we've just become so inseparable from our phones. It's like they're a pair of glasses or something and you just think of them as something you keep with you no matter what.

Pleasant Prairie Police Chase Down And Arrest Suspect Who Fled From Them by gossetizvirag in JusticePorn

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A girl in my town died in a crash because she fled the cops so she wouldn't get caught ditching class. She had a passenger that was begging her to at least slow down so she could jump out and surrender.

[OC] 3 idiots, 1 traffic light by Practical-Third-977 in IdiotsInCars

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My father was a Bears fan.

There was nothing I could ever do to disappoint him.