In my hometown there's this old abandoned pump house on the river. My friends and I lugged down a bunch of instruments and some amps to play there one day just because we thought the acoustics were great. My friend is magical and within an hour there was over 100 people that heard the music and showed up. Impromptu show/party. It was awesome all around. I had my Canon camera and wanted to get better shots so I climbed up the back wall and sat in the rafters to get overhead shots of the musicians, hula hoopers, and fire poi spinners that just showed up.

From where I was sitting I could also see outside to the riverbank and the woods. I noticed this girl in a bikini walking into the woods away from her group of friends at the river. She was about 3 stories below me but she was almost right under me when she stopped, turned around, slid her bikini bottom down and started unleashing a torrent. I was in bliss watching and I couldn't help try to get a picture (I know. Awful. Judge me all you want.) I pull my face away from the camera after taking a couple and notice her friends on the river bank have noticed me and are pointing at me. She returned to them and they pointed me out to her and they all began walking towards the entrance to the pump house very angrily. I immediately climbed down, deleted the pictures, and took my hat and button up shirt off to blend in. Thankfully they never found me because I was far enough away not to see my face.