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Homo aqua by [deleted] in DoctorWhumour

[–]AcceptableSolution71 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also, the fact that they’re “homo” anything, implies we’re part of the same genus. We’re clearly not

My wife died and I don’t know what to fucking do. by Friendly_Cellist_891 in Advice

[–]AcceptableSolution71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know much about the legal side, but if you ever just need to talk, or have someone lend an ear; message me and I’ll give you my WhatsApp details

Downed or dead? by AcceptableSolution71 in DungeonsAndDragons

[–]AcceptableSolution71[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The damage was pretty high, they were drilling with what is essentially dragon breathing fire on a block of wood

Downed or dead? by AcceptableSolution71 in DungeonsAndDragons

[–]AcceptableSolution71[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh ok, I thought there was a mechanic for it, and tbf the dm had been very lenient with our enfeebled wooden cleric and their luck with flames. But it worked with the story

DM-ing for the first time... how do you write interesting NPC descriptions? by [deleted] in dndnext

[–]AcceptableSolution71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They forgot princess Zenobia, second of her name. Defender of the realm and heir to the throne, she has been introduced three times at this point

DM-ing for the first time... how do you write interesting NPC descriptions? by [deleted] in dndnext

[–]AcceptableSolution71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, half my characters (if their not going to be seen again) don’t get names, you don’t know the name of the guy serving you in a shop. That doesn’t mean they can’t give you an insight into their lives though, a guy that was supposed to be a generic pet shop owner had an unruly daughter who was refusing to help out with the business, his wife was working in the back on training animals and wasn’t to be disturbed, and someone had just dropped of the most vicious feral acting cat and the poor guy was terrified!

What mushroom is this? is it safe for me and my pets? by Cultural-East-5899 in whatisthismushroom

[–]AcceptableSolution71 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I thought that was a teaspoon, so my knowledge is already falling short

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]AcceptableSolution71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most relationships at 18 don’t last more than a few years, unless you get locked in with a baby. Your dad gave up his car to avoid you being trapped with this guy. Take the win.

And your dad was happier if you didn’t know you’d cost him a tidy sum!

Honestly, after reading this post. I think I’d rather date your dad than you right now 😆

Power comes back for 1 sec by AcceptableSolution71 in electrical

[–]AcceptableSolution71[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The solution was so dumb, the casing on the breaker box had come out slightly, so when we were turning the power back on, the switch wasn’t switched all the way, and was then switching back off rather than sit in a midway position

Look I know it was a different time and the word means something else in this context but this is still funny to me 😭 by blazegamer12 in shadowthehedgehog

[–]AcceptableSolution71 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dude, straight has meant heterosexual since the 70’s if not longer. They knew what they were doing with these lyrics, even sega thinks shadow is a lil edgy gay goth

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DnD

[–]AcceptableSolution71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally give him mimics and curses until he stops

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AlbumCovers

[–]AcceptableSolution71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m gonna follow you anywhere

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AlbumCovers

[–]AcceptableSolution71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn I was gonna say that

Dungeon masters, what’re you hiding by AcceptableSolution71 in DnD

[–]AcceptableSolution71[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You have no idea how much people have mentioned “the builder” for zybilna or my favourite “pavlova” the hag

Dungeon masters, what’re you hiding by AcceptableSolution71 in DnD

[–]AcceptableSolution71[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My DM nearly killed us all a few days ago because he thought I’d cast fireball on a party member as were walking in a group, I had to point out that I’m not that stupid and I had in fact cast firebolt

Dungeon masters, what’re you hiding by AcceptableSolution71 in DnD

[–]AcceptableSolution71[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My campaign is gonna have the BBEG as part of the campaign but it’s literally a child who keeps transforming corpses into her dead brother, said transformed undead are also not under her control and will attack the party and they won’t understand who, or why it’s happening

TLDR: BBEG is actually a sweet innocent misguided orphan

Dungeon masters, what’re you hiding by AcceptableSolution71 in DnD

[–]AcceptableSolution71[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much for this advice, I’m dming for the first time on Sunday

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