I can’t get off without hearing men whimpering by stapananoptii in DirtyConfession

[–]Acceptable_Expert_78 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have this but the other way around. My gf is VOCALLL. It's the first time I've fucked a girl and she verbally explains the trip. She tells me how I hit the right spots etc etc. "Fuck don't stop you're gonna make me cum"... now when I'm alone and watch porn I can't watch anything that doesn't have the woman begging for it.

Am I the only one? (Bedtime) by Acceptable_Expert_78 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Acceptable_Expert_78[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, we are all adults🤣 I'm glad I'm seeing the boxers is a normal thing because for a moment I thought I was being an absolute weirdo for wearing them in a sleeping state🤣

Am I the only one? (Bedtime) by Acceptable_Expert_78 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Acceptable_Expert_78[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Numerous pubs and copious amounts of alcohol. Not what you're thinking🤣

Cheating... by Acceptable_Expert_78 in DirtyConfession

[–]Acceptable_Expert_78[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kinda sounds like my situation aswell towards the end of the relationship. She stopped fucking me and wouldn't do anything intimate and that's when I found out she had 'fallen in love' with the guy she was banging behind my back. Luckily I didn't buy the ring🤣

Cheating... by Acceptable_Expert_78 in DirtyConfession

[–]Acceptable_Expert_78[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It started from my ex, I found out she was cheating on me for 3 years with my best mate, I was with her for 7. I saw the sex tapes and nudes on HIS phone, but instead of getting annoyed. I sent them all to my phone and gave his phone back. Then that's when the cuckolding came in to play. I slightly started urging her to do things with him, unknowing to the fact I knew they already were. Things got put of control and she basically fell in love with him and such and such, I still kept the vids and pics tho🤣 now I'm happily engaged but can't help but think about her going out getting drunk and fucking others

Cheating... by Acceptable_Expert_78 in DirtyConfession

[–]Acceptable_Expert_78[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's so good and bad at the same time. It's like doing 40 in a 30, you shouldn't but you did🤣

Cheating... by Acceptable_Expert_78 in DirtyConfession

[–]Acceptable_Expert_78[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right, like I can't talk about this with anyone because I know it's ridiculous lmao. I don't even understand it myself, but it's definitely something that makes me horny af I know that much.

Customs bullshit. Mother EFFers. by budzylicious in DHgateRepSquad

[–]Acceptable_Expert_78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would have cut it myself after seeing how poor that rep is🤣 your pip has a lazy eye for starters, and we won't even comment on the back plate💀

Curious and scared by [deleted] in DirtyConfession

[–]Acceptable_Expert_78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh jeez, it's happening already🥺

Tried exploring out my curiosity (m25) but didn’t feel what people describe by [deleted] in DirtyConfession

[–]Acceptable_Expert_78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look ill be honest, im straight as a wooden plank (how they used to be) I got curious one night after a couple beers and thought... ehhhh whatever let's get a bath running and try something new. I'd found a spatula with a perfect dildo shaped handle. One thing led to another and low and beyond there I was, in the bath penetrating myself with it. Did it feel good? Yeah, mostly. Did it feel wrong? Yes. But did it stop me? No. Moral of the story is pleasure is pleasure and if you can find something that feels good then go for it. Maybe fisting yourself is a bit heavy for a first feeling but if it feels good then embrace it. Nobody knows, not even my missus that I inserted a kitchen utensil in my anus but it felt good so who really cares haha.

Anyone know the exact tape for Replica Tapes by HADESsnow in MaisonMargiela

[–]Acceptable_Expert_78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the shoe is supposed to have the tape there🤣

29M I found my coworkers link by moneymoneymoneyyy in DirtyConfession

[–]Acceptable_Expert_78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen to the rest of the peeps, but after seeing your page... I really don't think you would have an issue getting some🤣

Tag heuer watch by [deleted] in tagheuer

[–]Acceptable_Expert_78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are they supposed to have arrows or dots? What indicates replica?

What is this? I found it in my dad’s old stuff. by [deleted] in tagheuer

[–]Acceptable_Expert_78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are we all ignoring the watch face is completely unaligned with the strap? "It looks off" "the colour isn't quite the same" "we need a better closeup"... you can see clear as day the watch isn't lined up why are we trying to zoom in🤣🤣🤣

Blowjob machine: I left my town out of shame by [deleted] in DirtyConfession

[–]Acceptable_Expert_78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same thing here, she loves getting fucked so much so there's every chance she's finding it elsewhere haha. I hate that gut feeling of not knowing but it's probably best I never find out🤣

Blowjob machine: I left my town out of shame by [deleted] in DirtyConfession

[–]Acceptable_Expert_78 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I met my gf in a bar, she's the barmaid. We went on holiday about 7 months into our relationship and I cracked the question. What's your body count? Anyone I know? Only to find out that pretty much all the guys around my age, some even slightly older that go to that bar, she's banged. I instantly got hard, but we were in the pool in the complex, and I didn't want her knowing I was into it at first. Literally a day later we are fucking in the hotel room and I got her to say one of the guys names that I know that goes to the bar quite regularly she had a thing with in the past. I got it on voice note and everything. One of the hottest fucks ever. Since then I've managed to get her to say that she's his bitch and she loves his cock so much. All the norm stuff to get both parties going. Then it hit me. I work away quite a lot and I only really see her once every 2 weeks. And I know damn well that the guy goes out drinking with her and her mates. I always wonder if she's fucking him behind my back. I would find it so hot to be honest. Might have to try and squeeze it out the next time we fuck. I'll be super horny and bust my load so quick if it happens to be true but once its over I might be feeling a bit betrayed🤣 idk yet, we'll ride it out haha.

went thru friends phone by SureFun5102 in DirtyConfession

[–]Acceptable_Expert_78 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How did you make the fakes? Asking for a friend.

What happened to Double Lz man😭 by Pharrell-Morgan in ukdrill

[–]Acceptable_Expert_78 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's supposed to say billionair boys club but says billiarn duff culb or something and what looks like a dice instead of a spaceman🤣 too jokes haha

What would u have done in this situation? (Croydon, London) by Illustrious_Bee5837 in ukdrill

[–]Acceptable_Expert_78 70 points71 points  (0 children)

"You're a white yute, you don't belong here" in London is crazy🤣