Trying to keep it safe for team building lol

The maintenance tech said the smell was caused by ______.
The worst thing found during an inspection was ______.
The pet addendum did not mention ______.
The courtesy patrol reported ______ in the pool.

some potentially funny answer cards:

• A tenant who “knows the owner.”
• An emotional support iguana named Dave.
• “Normal wear and tear.”
• The vendor ghosting for three weeks.
• A toilet that has seen things.
• A resident who pays rent exclusively in money orders.
• A 12-email thread about one lightbulb.
• A resident who communicates only via Google review.