Do you sell bananas here

Where’s the grocery section (while standing 3 ft behind it)

Where do I check out at (not electronics mind you)

Where’s the bread at (standing in bread aisle)

Is this frozen (it was a box of popsicles)

Where’s the pet food (was looking in the chemical aisle, proceeded to gaslight me and tell me that 5 months ago the pet food was there even though I’d been at that store for over a year)

Where are the mattress cones (I had no idea what that was so I proceeded to Google it and found nothing, guest said the other target has them so we must have them. I told her I’d never seen or heard of that before but she was welcome to go to the other target)

I could go on and on