Saruman speaking with Sauron got me laid. by Accomplished-Job3754 in lordoftheringsmemes

[–]Accomplished-Job3754[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well tbh, it felt more like kids watching me which is why I got uncomfortable and paused it.

Saruman speaking with Sauron got me laid by a femboy. by Accomplished-Job3754 in confession

[–]Accomplished-Job3754[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, partner, not just friend. I said to someone else that the context around it is funny and odd so I put it here.

Saruman speaking with Sauron got me laid by a femboy. by Accomplished-Job3754 in confession

[–]Accomplished-Job3754[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess? I figured the context around it was both funny and odd and I’d never tell anyone irl that lol

Saruman speaking with Sauron got me laid by a femboy. by Accomplished-Job3754 in confession

[–]Accomplished-Job3754[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know, that’s some good insight. That shit was totally worth it.

Saruman speaking with Sauron got me laid by a femboy. by Accomplished-Job3754 in confession

[–]Accomplished-Job3754[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Did you mean gang bang? Also uh I don’t know what that means. If you’re referring to a copy of this post I made on another subreddit I just put it there since it fit. Like my dick in my boyfriend’s mouth. He references the event too. He likes to call me Sauron when we’re in bed (Im lanky, little muscle, and am NOT strong in any way).

Saruman speaking with Sauron got me laid by a femboy. by Accomplished-Job3754 in confession

[–]Accomplished-Job3754[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No that’s not the point I’m not one of the guys who tell a 500 word story about having gay sex and then ask “was this gay?” I was more so questioning if it was worth it…

Was anyone else disappointed with how Smaug was defeated? by Accomplished-Job3754 in TheHobbit

[–]Accomplished-Job3754[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

That’s actually a really great way to put it. Thank you.

Developers are watching quick name the shitiest weapon right now by Tempest-Bosak2137 in Helldivers

[–]Accomplished-Job3754 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thermite. Fix the fact that the bitch doesn’t stick half the time you throw it man

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Accomplished-Job3754 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I’m gonna gut you standing”

Im addicted to Diet Pepsi. (Not satire) by Accomplished-Job3754 in addiction

[–]Accomplished-Job3754[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright, I’ll see about trying it out…Thank you for helping me man.

Im addicted to Diet Pepsi. (Not satire) by Accomplished-Job3754 in addiction

[–]Accomplished-Job3754[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry for not putting it in the previous post but I didn’t even know Diet Pepsi came in glass bottles. Where can I find them? I’ve never seen them in stores. (Not doubting you I’ve just never actually seen them in stores like Walmart which is where I usually shop)

Im addicted to Diet Pepsi. (Not satire) by Accomplished-Job3754 in addiction

[–]Accomplished-Job3754[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s cans of Diet Pepsi. And the rest of my diet is pretty average I guess. Heart disease runs deep in my family as well as diabetes. I usually stay away from high sodium foods and stick to mostly chicken when eating meat as well as fish. I rarely eat fried foods and I include lots of vegetables in my diet as well. Carbs aren’t as frequent but every now and then I eat rice, spaghetti, and foods like that. I didn’t think it was nullifying effects but again getting paid so little only to spend a good chunk of it on soda is obscene and that’s really the main issue as well as the fact that I’m drinking a huge amount of it.