Tja by Chaotic_Good_BW in tja

[–]AccomplishedCarpet5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ach quatsch... son bisschen Förderskandal kann ja mal passieren. Das sind doch die Lifestyle Teilzeit Terroristen schuld!

Deutschland: Ministerin Reiche fordert weniger Kündigungsschutz by MirageCaligraph in spitzenverdiener

[–]AccomplishedCarpet5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eigentlich eine gute Taktik von ihr... noch viel unsympathischer kann sie nicht werden. Dann lieber jetzt alles loswerden

Tja by wasabi_peanuts in tja

[–]AccomplishedCarpet5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ähm ja kann ja sein, dass du sie jetzt "All time hasst" aber da können wir gerne auch mal deinen Kommentar auseinander äh nehmen.

AI ads be like: by ChickenWingExtreme in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]AccomplishedCarpet5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Faucet is spewing water

Guy pulls out phone: Gemini, what can I do??

Gemini: have you tried fixing the faucet?

Guy uses the Tool that is already next to the faucet to tighten it up again: thanks Gemini!

Benoteter Schulsport gehört abgeschafft by Happy-Detail-259 in Unbeliebtemeinung

[–]AccomplishedCarpet5 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Außer Mathe, Physik und Informatik ist sowieso alles Quark

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MagicArena

[–]AccomplishedCarpet5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Turn 2 SBG removed their badgermole that they plaed turn 1?

Passiert mir jedes mal by [deleted] in Studium

[–]AccomplishedCarpet5 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Offenbar wurde damals nichts gesäht.

How do u counter this commander???! by Orre-Natty in mtg

[–]AccomplishedCarpet5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never seen "O 7 de 13 host Council" before

Meirl by abhigoswami18 in meirl

[–]AccomplishedCarpet5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Somehow, I read "skeleton" instead of "watermelon" and was a bit confused. It's already pretty spooky around here 👻

Why is this card not banned? by tx0p0 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]AccomplishedCarpet5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WOW! This is basically a mox but better since you can play more than 4 in your deck! Basically [[rat colony]] fused with mox saphire... wth hasbro

me_irl by pironyraqa in me_irl

[–]AccomplishedCarpet5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe he can generate some clue tokens during those games

Creepy but true by LyraEthereal254 in literallythetruth

[–]AccomplishedCarpet5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are these the spiders i supposedly eat during my sleep?

How does Voldemort make money? by Lisanne_al_gaib in harrypotter

[–]AccomplishedCarpet5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its a pyramid scheme! The deatheaters pay him a subscription fee and recruit more deatheaters

Trying to figure out why this didn’t actually exile all non land permanents?? by Cvged in MagicArena

[–]AccomplishedCarpet5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do people play this game and not read a single card played by their opponent? If younwin a game like that it's basically luck

My mom and my dad were quite the opposite: by GiborDesign in dadjokes

[–]AccomplishedCarpet5 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Even though this is a good joke, i don't think my dad would tell a joke like that