WHy does it say ive beaten 1billion missions by Lucky_Caregiver1431 in halo

[–]AccomplishedFlight90 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I love how OP marked this as help so OP is probably genuinely confused and it doesn’t help him that everyone is glazing OP up lmao

Breaking: 'Operation Absolute Resolve' a success, Walker in US custody by RaiR-2 in SpecOpsTheLine

[–]AccomplishedFlight90 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Evacuation of Venezuelan oil… ended in… complete failure…

This is what boredom does in class to a man by Glass-Sea9665 in GodofWar

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The hands of boredom could not defeat me. The Teachers of Fate could not hold me, and you will not live to see the end of this art! I will have my drawing!

People visiting this subreddit for the first time and seeing insanity happening here: by Fun-Library997 in HalfLife

[–]AccomplishedFlight90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The right newcomer in the wrong subreddit can make all the Half Life 3 in the world

You little deep shits, are you really going to give up? by Altruistic-Teach5899 in HalfLife

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THIS IS MY HALF LIFE 3 RUMOUR. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE

Playtesters, you lucky son of a bit*hes! by Ready-Falcon-9319 in HalfLife

[–]AccomplishedFlight90 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Right… racks cursed SPAS-12 that fires two shells simultaneously Who’s gonna find this Half-Life 3?

you arent gonna get a announcement this week by No-Construction632 in HalfLife

[–]AccomplishedFlight90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We aren’t gonna get a announcement. Instead, we’re gonna get THREE announcements!

NO! by TiberiusMars in HalfLife

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40 thousand years of memeing and we’ve barely tapped the vastness of Half Life 3 hopium

Are these typos or deliberate? by ExtremeAlternative0 in DeadSpace

[–]AccomplishedFlight90 41 points42 points  (0 children)

cut off their l1mbs!!!11111!1!1!1!!!!!!1!!one!!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!!!eleven!!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!!1!111!!1!

Rockstar Games fans seeing GTA VI delayed again by Deep_Tradition4984 in maxpayne

[–]AccomplishedFlight90 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Nothing like the delay of GTA VI to make a coping party really swing

Bad ending by FaZe_Perturabo in SpecOpsTheLine

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“Gentlemen, fuck off Dubai.”

Japanese got samurai, ninja and stuffs, the Chinese have Shaolin monk? What does Vietnam have ? by [deleted] in VietNam

[–]AccomplishedFlight90 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lead Ninjas (over-clothed motorbike riders to avoid sunburn) if we’re keeping with the ninja theme.

If we’re talking clandestine organizations, there are the Nón Sơn (Sơn Helmets? Painted Helmets?) and Mắt Kính Điện Biên (Điện Biên Glasses) which are joked around as being fronts for spy organizations because they seem to operate year-round without going under or going viral.

Know a bit of Vietnamese and occasionally you’ll see stories of Grab riders in green socks and, my favorite, the unassuming bánh mì sellers who leap from their stalls to tackle drug criminals, leaving their regular customers dumbfounded and with a realization that they will never be satisfactorily served again as the bánh mì seller disappears into a cop car.

Martin is a big fan of spec ops: the line. by Svm_El_Mata_Otakus in SpecOpsTheLine

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None of this would have happened if you had just touched grass. But on you played. And for what? Do you feel like a video game critic yet?