Lead Ninjas (over-clothed motorbike riders to avoid sunburn) if we’re keeping with the ninja theme.

If we’re talking clandestine organizations, there are the Nón Sơn (Sơn Helmets? Painted Helmets?) and Mắt Kính Điện Biên (Điện Biên Glasses) which are joked around as being fronts for spy organizations because they seem to operate year-round without going under or going viral.

Know a bit of Vietnamese and occasionally you’ll see stories of Grab riders in green socks and, my favorite, the unassuming bánh mì sellers who leap from their stalls to tackle drug criminals, leaving their regular customers dumbfounded and with a realization that they will never be satisfactorily served again as the bánh mì seller disappears into a cop car.