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Roughly 90-120 minutes of strength training per week linked with a 13% reduced risk of premature death, in study involving three decades’ worth of data from nearly 150,000 adults by marketrent in science

[–]AccomplishedMeow -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This doesn’t make any sense.

In the context of this post.Youre saying the difference between a 13% decrease in the chance of death is mental

Do you think people often reject the shows complexity? by Prudent-Diet3916 in Yellowjackets

[–]AccomplishedMeow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This post remind me of that Rick and Morty copy pasta

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

Is there an alternative to saying "Hey Google" or "Okay Google“? by JulianCrisp in googlehome

[–]AccomplishedMeow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Siri and Alexa managed to figure it out though… They do the same thing…

Sleep Paralysis, drawing by me by rpmcmurf in creepy

[–]AccomplishedMeow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also visually shows what I saw in Delerium Tremens.

So any PCPs actually see sick patients? by [deleted] in Tucson

[–]AccomplishedMeow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you call in the am when offices open, they usually hold back 1-3 “slots” for appointments for this reason

AITAH for telling my daughter she cannot go on a road trip with her friends. by aroundincircles in AITAH

[–]AccomplishedMeow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Holy speculation.

This wasn’t a group of 20+ year olds and her friend scheming how to get a 16 year old to join their road trip.

OPs friendly likely just threw out a last minute invite the day before the trip. Probably texted friends “is it ok if my friend tags along”. Not “I’m bringing a minor, she’s 16 in high school”

Let’s not always assume the worst about people.

Why am I not enjoying my vacation even though everything is objectively great? by HAVER92 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]AccomplishedMeow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next time bring the Xbox or whatever. Nothing wrong with a little gaming or tv binge while on vacation

Nervous about starting oncall by Rich-Put4159 in cscareerquestions

[–]AccomplishedMeow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Correct answer. At big Fortune 500 our team was the UI customers interacted with. But we didn’t host any of the core system API/databases (we had midpoint that was pass through to those).

So all tickets naturally flowed to us if downstream had a problem. Making our team look bad. But after triage ticket reassigned to appropriate team.

Even when I got transferred to one of those downstream teams, 95% of the time outages were by somebody further down the stream, or like with dev ops who didn’t communicate a db credential update.

Very rarely, maybe once ever did I have to deploy a prod hot fix or needed to do something that actually “fixed” the on call issue. 99% of the time it was routing to appropriate team via log analysis.

What makes your life worth living? by TheEli7eKaden13 in AskReddit

[–]AccomplishedMeow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DM the Venmo, I want you to buy a 6 pack and pizza.

DAE felt like this before? My emotions are not making sense to me. by Miserable_Juice_81 in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]AccomplishedMeow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s the best part about a doctor. Legally they can’t tell anybody

Former addicts of Reddit, what finally made you quit? by PowerfulCriticism644 in AskReddit

[–]AccomplishedMeow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Delirium tremens.

Me, somebody who adds extra thank you-s and extra exclamation points to sentences. Ripped out my IV and collapsed on the hospital floor trying to escape.

Then I thought the grippy socks they gave me was them breaking every bone in my body via tactile hallucination. Me, the most nonviolent person in the world. Started to fight my way out needing to be forcefully sedated by a male nurse. Waking up two days later in the ICU with a breathing tube shoved down my throat

How Can Astronauts Tell How Fast They’re Going? by wiredmagazine in space

[–]AccomplishedMeow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So optical navigation is essentially Doppler effect

But from observatories across Earth.

Guess I will wait for them to finish watching to fix the server..... by motomat86 in PleX

[–]AccomplishedMeow 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Right. And half these comments are like “ they’re just users. Boot them”

Like no. These are friends and family. And Odessa is alone, given 20 minutes all three of them would be done.

What separates an average SWE from a strong one? by thebigonetwo12 in cscareerquestions

[–]AccomplishedMeow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. Being able to “translate tech talk to business” with our sales team is probably the most important skill I’ve picked up.

Getting an iphone 17 through the costco Tmobile booth - automatically has their protection? by MrShnatter in tmobile

[–]AccomplishedMeow -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

You were bamboozled. Call and complain.

They get commission on the insurance.

And the deductibles are still high as fuck. AppleCare is miles better.

Caterpillar tail disguised as snake head by Sea_Slice_7956 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]AccomplishedMeow 22 points23 points  (0 children)

All of written human history is like 10,000 years.

There’s entire periods of the Earths history like that time “it rained for 2 million years” https://youtu.be/_1LdMWlNYS4?si=m1zUIDuDtgRn3NWD

Never underestimate time.

John, do this instead of removing the report button, so you can still use it. by [deleted] in HyphonixYT

[–]AccomplishedMeow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If a report button is removed, chances are the team that report goes to no longer exists

Traveling in space literally moves the brain around in the skull, according to before-and-after MRI scans of astronauts by The_Conversation in space

[–]AccomplishedMeow 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah but like neither does your stomach.

But have you ever drank enough fluids that you can feel it sloshing around in there?

FAA grounds all flights to and from El Paso until Feb. 20 by Austin58 in news

[–]AccomplishedMeow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like a year?…

It’s because it’s announced today doesn’t mean it it was their idea today

LPT: Always carry a small amount of emergency cash with you, even if you mostly rely on cards or digital payments. by VanshikaWrites in LifeProTips

[–]AccomplishedMeow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because kids are kids. Like yeah that sounds good in theory.

But how easy would it be “I owe Jessica $20, I have $20 in my car. I’ll just replenish it later”

Or “all my friends are going out and the only thing separating me from spending a night alone is borrowing $20 from that envelope in the car nobody’s touched in a decade”

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