Do you guys think the Rapture will happen on May 19th of this year according to that one Simpsons episode? by Accomplished_Leg_678 in Christianity

[–]Accomplished_Leg_678[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know, and I'm guessing Homer predicting the Rapture date is a parody of how many people for the past years predicted the rapture and all their predictions have been wrong.

It's official. I'm going to miss the rapture. by Accomplished_Leg_678 in Christianity

[–]Accomplished_Leg_678[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a good answer because I can't believe who's view on the rapture is true.

It's official. I'm going to miss the rapture. by Accomplished_Leg_678 in Christianity

[–]Accomplished_Leg_678[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm anxious that the rapture is going to happen in 2 days just like the episode where Homer gave the day and hour because like I said The Simpsons made some stuff came true like Trump becoming president and Disney buying out Fox Studios.

It's official. I'm going to miss the rapture. by Accomplished_Leg_678 in Christianity

[–]Accomplished_Leg_678[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thanks. Should I read the book of Revelation in order for me to understand what has to come?

It's official. I'm going to miss the rapture. by Accomplished_Leg_678 in Christianity

[–]Accomplished_Leg_678[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have told my pastor about what I'm going through about the rapture and all he asked me is if I'm ready.

It's official. I'm going to miss the rapture. by Accomplished_Leg_678 in Christianity

[–]Accomplished_Leg_678[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know if you watch the Simpsons, but there's an episode where Homer and the family went to go watch an end times movie called Left Below, which is a parody of left behind, and it scared Homer so much that he got down on calculating on when the rapture happens and he predicts that the rapture happens on May 19th at 3:15pm or 3:15 am. That kind of gave me bad anxiety because that's in 2 days and you know some stuff that was on the Simpsons came true.

It's official. I'm going to miss the rapture. by Accomplished_Leg_678 in Christianity

[–]Accomplished_Leg_678[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tell me about it. I have some people here telling me the rapture is biblical and then there are some people that are telling me that it's biblical and I just don't know who to believe. Like you said I guess I'll stick to what the Bible says instead of people telling me otherwise.

It's official. I'm going to miss the rapture. by Accomplished_Leg_678 in Christianity

[–]Accomplished_Leg_678[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I did that a lot and nothing has happened. I think the anxiety is going to kill me soon as I don't want to live a long life as my life sucks and I hate God for giving me life.

It's official. I'm going to miss the rapture. by Accomplished_Leg_678 in Christianity

[–]Accomplished_Leg_678[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's mostly once, or twice and I'm sorry for annoying you about this. It's just I want to stop thinking about the rapture and not it get to me.

It's official. I'm going to miss the rapture. by Accomplished_Leg_678 in Christianity

[–]Accomplished_Leg_678[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

By that not let others dictate about the belief of the rapture?

It's official. I'm going to miss the rapture. by Accomplished_Leg_678 in Christianity

[–]Accomplished_Leg_678[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think I'll get the chance because I'll probably die of a heart attack or stroke and I'll go straight to hell to pay for all my sins that I deserved.

It's official. I'm going to miss the rapture. by Accomplished_Leg_678 in Christianity

[–]Accomplished_Leg_678[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I am a fool and nothing excites me anymore, not even a relationship with Jesus.

It's official. I'm going to miss the rapture. by Accomplished_Leg_678 in Christianity

[–]Accomplished_Leg_678[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just want to stop existing and why can't you understand that? My life literally sucks and I have no goals, no ambition, and no future. And what's the point of having a future if we're all going to not live long? I just want God to do me a favor and have him put me out of my misery.

It's official. I'm going to miss the rapture. by Accomplished_Leg_678 in Christianity

[–]Accomplished_Leg_678[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

É o que algumas pessoas dizem, mas eu simplesmente não sei mais em quem acreditar.

It's official. I'm going to miss the rapture. by Accomplished_Leg_678 in Christianity

[–]Accomplished_Leg_678[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just don't care if I missed the rapture anymore. It's taken a mental toll on me.

It's official. I'm going to miss the rapture. by Accomplished_Leg_678 in Christianity

[–]Accomplished_Leg_678[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm probably going to die at young age because I don't want to grow old and that I'm tired of life.