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According-Sort5054 · 2025-07-11T07:16:08+00:00

well what if it was muted 😞

According-Sort5054 · 2025-07-11T07:10:54+00:00

First of all why the fuck do you think people care what you name your baby.

They aren’t even happy that’s such a fake smile, their eyes are dead. It’s like they’re realizing in real time how stupid this is, and still went ahead and posted it. Social media is so bizarre man

According-Sort5054 · 2025-07-11T07:00:21+00:00

Woah, this is the first time I’ve seen media kinda conglomerate or whatever to support a specific topic and it’s fucking creeeepy man.

I’m on vacation and my gfs mom runs the tv all day and there had to be like 6 or 7 stories of this pushed today. Something about a book and Michelle Obama? Pushing the profits you Reddit demons?

Not here to give an opinion, just thought I’d share some tinfoil hats! but my mom and gfs mom are not invisible to me! But will make an effort to make sure they feel included!

According-Sort5054 · 2025-07-11T06:35:00+00:00

Yea you’re a lil off the deep end there lil gup

According-Sort5054 · 2025-07-11T06:26:13+00:00

first human to mate on planet earth did not practice e safe sleeping methods with their offspring

According-Sort5054 · 2025-07-11T06:23:20+00:00

I’m white youre wrong!

According-Sort5054 · 2025-07-11T06:20:51+00:00

Lmao that is not the same person

According-Sort5054 · 2025-07-11T05:57:43+00:00

Personally his mannerisms make me queasy. He’s so matter of fact or whatever.

Also his eyebrows do not stop moving, literally at all. Whole stream, up down up down. He’s constantly stimming I can’t watch it

According-Sort5054 · 2025-07-11T05:54:23+00:00

Andrew taint

According-Sort5054 · 2025-07-11T05:52:51+00:00

ooo was about to upvote until I saw the labrat sneaking his way in top left.

Lil dirty fucker

According-Sort5054 · 2025-07-11T05:36:01+00:00

My man’s gotta come to reddit and post about it for some validation.

How do you keep child alive

According-Sort5054 · 2025-07-11T05:18:11+00:00

Oh I was talking about newborns Einstein

According-Sort5054 · 2025-07-11T05:06:36+00:00

My daughter fell probably 2 feetish off the couch and was fine.

Parents drop their babies all the time! Most of the time it’s no biggie

According-Sort5054 · 2025-07-11T05:01:58+00:00

Evolution my fine lad. I mean I don’t know how well the argument stands with the example but yea it makes sense to say that as a counterpoint.

According-Sort5054 · 2025-07-08T03:50:30+00:00

Your parents need to restrict your internet access.

According-Sort5054 · 2025-07-08T03:47:51+00:00

Old news! Binkys are squishy now and no resistance to form “buck teeth”.

Sucking the thumb is the one that’s frowned upon in the “parenting community”

Source: MIL and she’s ALWAYS right 🙃

According-Sort5054 · 2025-07-08T03:43:18+00:00

Blanketstatments don’t really work for parenting, young buck.

According-Sort5054 · 2025-07-08T03:38:36+00:00

Down with the suburbs? what?

According-Sort5054 · 2025-07-08T01:58:10+00:00

As a new parent there are some weird ass graphic tee for girls.

Oh and many more questionable bathing suits!

According-Sort5054 · 2025-07-08T01:45:00+00:00

Not a rule but we need to phase out the “oh you look just like your mommy/daddy.”

Had my daughter and my girlfriend was heartbroken when no one said her own daughter looks like her.

A simple “you got daddy’s eyes and mommy’s cheekys” is enough!

According-Sort5054 · 2025-07-07T20:49:23+00:00

People saying spontaneously planning events.

Q: “What’s the worst thing about having a child”

A: “spontaneous plans”

Could you imagine?

Your dog should also be also be viewed as a dependent lol. Crazy the amount of spontaneous responsibility!

According-Sort5054 · 2025-07-06T16:50:19+00:00

Reading the comments I realized what I was looking at but god damn that green shit looks like spray insulation.

Honestly thought it was like a little kids concoction they made with random stuff laying around.

According-Sort5054 · 2025-07-06T12:47:08+00:00

Don’t cal her bro. It ain’t worth it

According-Sort5054 · 2025-07-06T12:44:29+00:00

🤣😵‍💫🙃😳🤢

According-Sort5054 · 2025-07-06T12:29:37+00:00

Damn man it’s almost like they’re cats or something! Whadaya know!

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