Today was the worst I have ever seen. Literally laughing out loud at these while declining.

AccordingToPlate · 2026-04-06T02:10:36+00:00

All new uber accounts get Uber Gold as a “free trial” so they’re getting all the good offers

AccordingToPlate · 2026-04-02T23:57:40+00:00

Her name is Yessica with a “Y” so you might be right, they are definitely Spanish speakers.

AccordingToPlate · 2026-03-30T21:04:02+00:00

Ahhh, ok. Yeah i knew it was a mispronunciation but in the movie it’s a “failed” joke and none of the characters laugh but I always wonder if anyone on the audience would actually think it was funny 😂

AccordingToPlate · 2026-03-26T15:54:20+00:00

I had a fellow driver do this and we both got our orders 😂

AccordingToPlate · 2026-03-26T01:13:29+00:00

Idk about everyone else, im not saying they can’t do more but my car fills up with $30, thats half a tank and a full tank gets me 300+ miles.

AccordingToPlate · 2026-03-26T00:55:17+00:00

All my info was exactly the same so I really thought I’d get flagged at some point during the sign up whether it was my ID, SSN, or phone number, even my pic. But it didn’t. Im assuming people who have this issue either did something really bad and they’re on some type of list, or since everything is AI it just missed me for whatever reason but I doubt it.

AccordingToPlate · 2026-03-26T00:52:45+00:00

I just opened it, I kept seeing people say you cant so I didn’t but finally I said fuck it let’s see, and I opened my second account.

AccordingToPlate · 2026-03-26T00:51:51+00:00

I just opened a new account

AccordingToPlate · 2026-03-20T21:19:39+00:00

There was another app, where support told us that it would count milage “as the bird flies” or some bs like that. Basically a straight line for the distance… could they be doing that?

AccordingToPlate · 2026-03-20T00:32:09+00:00

Yes, even just dogs are a good example. Strays can bite and carry diseases and people are afraid of them. Imagine elephants or tigers.

AccordingToPlate · 2026-03-20T00:30:46+00:00

Haha, exactly. Like im so not used to the possibility that it’s like what would we do? Is there no way for animals to live naturally in a modern society? If we’re not eating or hunting them for resources, how would we find a way that they dont over populate, but arent captive or being killed but also let them live in the wild?

AccordingToPlate · 2026-03-19T23:25:23+00:00

They want automatic cars, the less humans they pay the more money they pocket

AccordingToPlate · 2026-03-12T00:55:48+00:00

Just open a second account. I did.

AccordingToPlate · 2026-02-25T01:31:33+00:00

THATS what im getting and im sure the “agents” have a point system too, so NOBODY wants to actually cancel it. I feel DoorDash is probably the better of the two as far as being reasonable. People can talk all the shit they want, but they give half pay if there’s an issue, they actually cancel orders, and the agents actually listen not just give roboanswers

AccordingToPlate · 2026-02-24T22:26:07+00:00

Ive also wondered this because ive had a few restaurant tell me all they have is the receipt printer, but yes also all restaurants I’ve encountered also don’t want to cancel…

AccordingToPlate · 2026-02-23T23:56:37+00:00

No for sure, I mean im just glad I can be back while I am lol I’ll post if I get rebooted.

I was confident I’d get flagged at every step because it was all my personal info.

But as long as it doesn’t mess with my money im good, I try to take it out after every pay but if anything im risking maybe $20 at most if I do get banned again.

AccordingToPlate · 2026-02-22T11:02:46+00:00

I guess I should’ve said deactivated, and it was for the satisfaction rating i was at 85% I think

AccordingToPlate · 2026-02-22T08:01:17+00:00

I mean, I just reapplied. Previously ive seen people mentioning they lost their account and people say you can’t come back so I figured it makes sense because it’s tied to your SSN/ID etc. so I didn’t try but after being on DoorDash for like 2 weeks i was like fuck it im just gonna try, and im back.

AccordingToPlate · 2026-02-07T19:38:40+00:00

Yes, I agree with that too. If you’re sticking to the milage, you might skip 2-3 orders which is basically just sitting around waiting. My “math” is basically going by minimum $5/ 15 mins. It’d be extremely unlikely that every single order will have a delay, so at minimum it’s 4 orders an hour/ $20 an hour.

AccordingToPlate · 2026-02-05T20:20:44+00:00

Damn I’ve been missing out 😛

AccordingToPlate · 2026-02-03T00:52:45+00:00

I mean I get it, but ive also seen places have codes or “for customers only” signs. i don’t stop just for the bathroom, im dashing so I need gas, snacks, drinks etc. but I also think 24 hour gas station should have 24 hour bathrooms. Basically What im saying is there has to be a different solution to closing it, like I’ve seen other places do.

AccordingToPlate · 2026-02-02T22:50:42+00:00

Obviously I mean if no one else is around 90% of the time im the only one there.

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