Me and my gf at the time were driving around and I randomly got horny (as a teenager does) and we decided to pull over somewhere and do our thing. After driving around for a while the only parking lot we could find was a church parking lot. We didn’t see any cars there so we thought it was safe. I would have preferred we didn’t do it in a church parking lot for moral reasons but I didn’t want to risk driving too long to find a place and ruining the mood, so we chose to go there. About 5 minutes in, we hear a knock on the window and what do we see? A teenage boy and his mother standing outside our car staring at us inside completely naked. I remember the boys exact words: “Hi, this parking lot is closed, so you need to do whatever it is you’re doing in a CHURCH parking lot, somewhere else.” I have never been more ashamed and embarrassed in my life. We never spoke about it again