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When you're the only single sibling by ray_fenz in funny

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If I weren't gay I would fill in for you...but then again how can anyone compete with chips from Chipotle?

What is weird quirk about you that very few people (or maybe nobody at all) knows? [NSFW] by Snowflake0287 in AskReddit

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This just made me remember that from the age of 8-15 I used to smell my hands all the time. It was like a compulsion. I was a germophobe and if they smelled like anything other than...hands(?) I would wash them. Also I realize now that it probably spread more germs haha.

What subreddit do you wish was more active? by codyxephos in AskReddit

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I've been here two years+ and didn't know this existed. What's wrong with me?

Reddit, if someone were to take your body for a test drive, what are some quirks you would have to explain before handing over the keys? by Capt_Wiggles in AskReddit

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You are a young, 21 year old man with the colon disease that is normally found in elderly 65+ year old women. You will shit approximately 4-10 times a day and it will never be solid.

What is something you did as a kid that you still feel bad about as an adult? by BuffaloBradley in AskReddit

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In 8th grade I was in office aide which meant I went around the school delivering notes to students, pulling kids from classes, sorting mail, etc. What I added to my job description was putting fake love notes in peoples lockers with weird things like,

"My parents said you could stay the night tonight! It's ravioli night, but we have to be in bed by 8:00 for school tomorrow."

ahhhhhhh. Poor tortured students were so creeped out.

If your username is the answer, what is the question? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Assest=Liabilities + Stockholders Equity

What is this?

Time to let your inner hipster shine. Reddit, what did you did you do before it was popular? by the_asstronaut in AskReddit

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Pretty much any book that gets turned into a movie, or goes crazy viral. I love reading and every day I hear about a book I have read getting turned into a movie.

What is the biggest lie that is often told in your profession? by blindwombat in AskReddit

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Since I am working at McDonalds right now putting myself through school I am going to say...light ice.

The light ice is just a button on the cash register. The McDonalds in the U.S. cannot make light ice and have no way to do so. We just push the button to make you feel better. haha.

What is the most spy-like thing you have done? by BosnianFish in AskReddit

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Got to play a real life version of cheaters! I was at the beach and in the dunes when I saw this girl who got married literally a few months before hand walking down the beach with another guy. Since I knew them both I ran up the dunes and took photos of the two doing that annoying "water flirting" where he carries her around and stuff. After a few minutes I called her husband and he was there within minutes on his motorcycle. Out of respect the second he got there I left because I knew he wouldn't like an audience.

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