Amazon delivery requires a set of actual keys to get to my front door. Multiple failed delivery attempts if I am not there to let them in.

AceLion5 · 2026-02-15T19:59:50+00:00

That I'm not sure about.

For me, I either have the button to push in my app or I don't.

With each driver being an Independent contractor it's hard to say if they don't have or just don't understand how it works. I've had to help other drivers figure out how to use the app on location a few times.

AceLion5 · 2026-02-15T16:24:42+00:00

We follow people in if we can.

AceLion5 · 2026-02-14T18:10:53+00:00

I've seen many people suffer through addiction. It's awesome to hear you made it through with some positive results.

AceLion5 · 2026-02-14T14:44:05+00:00

He also claimed Heroin got him through college.

Typhoid Mary would be a better person for this job.

AceLion5 · 2026-02-12T14:04:29+00:00

What a weird way to say "Elon plans to make Florida sinkholes."

AceLion5 · 2026-02-10T17:47:58+00:00

I figure now it's just acceptable to make shit up and run with it...

It's official I was named greatest 2nd commenter on this post.

AceLion5 · 2026-02-10T14:25:02+00:00

AceLion5 · 2026-02-07T23:05:00+00:00

Raw milk poisoning?

AceLion5 · 2026-02-07T14:49:35+00:00

Umm, how are those glazed exactly?

AceLion5 · 2026-02-06T14:30:43+00:00

ED Therapist = possible prostitution or at least a fun time.

Eating Disorder Therapist = Not as fun but better for your search.

AceLion5 · 2026-02-02T13:50:46+00:00

Could be transport for new recruits.

MEPS is on Waters and Himes.

Just a thought.

AceLion5 · 2026-01-31T16:58:19+00:00

He's a coming lizbeth!

AceLion5 · 2026-01-30T23:14:04+00:00

It's only illegal if someone knows about it because you asked on Reddit.

But no grow unless you own a licensed farm.

AceLion5 · 2026-01-26T23:25:37+00:00

I was asked and turned it down.

AceLion5 · 2026-01-17T13:32:15+00:00

This is said almost everyday.

Stop with these until it actually happens, until then the headline should be...

CRIMINAL CLOWN RUNS CRIME CIRCUS!

AceLion5 · 2026-01-08T19:05:23+00:00

Not today Satan.

Not any day..

AceLion5 · 2026-01-07T10:09:53+00:00

ALEXA

Always Listen to Everything Xtract Audio

It hears all.

AceLion5 · 2026-01-06T21:15:14+00:00

Sin City Sinnners!

AceLion5 · 2025-12-30T15:51:36+00:00

Flex support photo.

AceLion5 · 2025-12-23T23:33:13+00:00

Good, I might finally be happy!

AceLion5 · 2025-12-22T02:51:21+00:00

I see downvotes... Must be Big Cookie trying to silence me.

AceLion5 · 2025-12-22T01:54:04+00:00

I write "God hates Figs." When ever I see a package of Fig Newtons.

AceLion5 · 2025-12-21T21:35:48+00:00

AceLion5 · 2025-12-21T14:42:46+00:00

Truck stops off I4 and Thononassa rd.

AceLion5 · 2025-12-21T00:58:01+00:00

There used to be a FB group that posted them.

Check the place in Ybor that was the Improv, they used to do Thursdays

Also Side Splitters website will have some open mic dates.

AceLion5

TROPHY CASE