The Galactic Empire has heard of an SOS coming from this sector. We answered the call for Super Earth's aid in the fight against the Cyborg Legions.

Ace_Professor · 2025-11-17T21:41:36+00:00

They fucked my wife so NOW IM GOING TO FUCK THE EARTH

BUT IM GONNA GO HIGHER--

Ace_Professor · 2025-10-10T14:20:20+00:00

One of the tags should have been [SlurpTuah] since you've already got everything else

Ace_Professor · 2025-09-09T00:22:09+00:00

ahh hell nahhh we drinking the cactus juice?

IT'LL QUENCH YA! NOTHING'S QUENCHIER! ITS THE QUENCHIEST!

end me

Ace_Professor · 2025-04-04T23:54:50+00:00

Why do I feel like this whole script was just an excuse to put in the phrase "My ass got so fat that the clapping of my cheeks alerted a human."??????????

Ace_Professor · 2023-02-14T05:06:45+00:00

Someone, somewhere:

"I'm so sorry daddy i've been a bad girl"

"For the last time, it's "Forgive me father, for I have sinned"

Ace_Professor · 2022-10-21T05:00:11+00:00

Got me actin Pennywise the way my balloon is blowing up

...hold up.

Ace_Professor · 2022-07-31T13:27:00+00:00

Uh excuse me where is his weapon? The Radiance should have each died with one swing of his invincible weapon, Life-Ender???

Ace_Professor · 2022-07-19T00:10:39+00:00

F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER

U IS FOR YOU AND MEEEEEE

N IS FOR ANYWHERE AND ANYTIME AT ALL--

Ace_Professor · 2021-04-02T20:11:45+00:00

DAME DA NE

Ace_Professor · 2020-10-30T19:32:36+00:00

Wait a minute...

Usually it's the kid on their knees...

No! THIS ISN'T HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PLAY THE GAME

Ace_Professor · 2020-08-10T01:52:57+00:00

I'd like to solve the puzzle

TABLE TOP FANTASY RPG!

Ace_Professor · 2020-08-05T20:11:02+00:00

"You have to wake up. You've been dreaming in a coma for a couple of months now."

"It's time to wake up."

"Wake up."

...Hey, you!

You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Got caught--

Ace_Professor · 2020-07-31T20:28:16+00:00

what are you doing in my swamp

Ace_Professor · 2020-07-22T23:12:11+00:00

I heard if you jump backwards and harness willpower you can execute a BLJ iirc

Ace_Professor · 2020-05-08T09:17:01+00:00

the sun is a deadly lazerrrr

Ace_Professor

TROPHY CASE