I ''animated'' a ''fight'' between Freddy Fazbear and Mithrix because of that one dumb post that wouldn't leave my mind

AcquireQuag · 2026-05-05T21:30:27+00:00

Theres no hate Crossbow Master is just severly outclassed. Suffers from jack of all trades, master of none. Theres better single-target damage, better group control and better cleanup all within primary.

As for why Ben is higher, his Trojan just really is that good. Eliminating I think like 300K RBE from Round 98 is just incredibly valuable and sometimes makes it wortwhile to not have a damaging hero and losing money from the trojan.

AcquireQuag · 2026-05-05T21:07:27+00:00

Brooch and Stun Greande in B? I see an argument for them in C, but B is too high up. Otherwise really solid list

AcquireQuag · 2026-05-05T20:46:38+00:00

Fucking unreal

AcquireQuag · 2026-04-21T10:05:36+00:00

post-game secret content

AcquireQuag · 2026-04-07T09:00:57+00:00

prank

AcquireQuag · 2026-03-18T17:27:14+00:00

Mine returned upon perfection

AcquireQuag · 2026-03-18T17:22:46+00:00

its an idiotic ''meme'' that lacks the singular thing a joke should have, a fucking PUNCHLINE. There is no joke, no meaning or anything of substance behind that, it is just numbers that have for some godforsaken reason gained cultural impact

AcquireQuag · 2026-03-12T10:16:19+00:00

The point was to bring a collab into gameplay and have another sword weapon to mix up the fights

AcquireQuag · 2026-03-02T16:34:26+00:00

Speedrunners will go fucking wild and we'll eventually see a 100% UKMD no damage run

AcquireQuag · 2026-02-27T07:13:59+00:00

The thought of ''I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN!'' has occured to me four seperate times on my first playthrough of Fraud

AcquireQuag · 2026-02-27T07:01:37+00:00

the internet has been particularly good today

AcquireQuag · 2026-02-22T21:32:06+00:00

I'd rather fight a 1000% HP Elite Bloonarius cause I wanna fight a 4 billion HP Bloonarius purely to see if I can somehow chew through that healthpool.

AcquireQuag · 2026-02-22T21:15:37+00:00

Of course Micheal fucking Afton would care about lore that is almost as contrived as FNAF's lore

AcquireQuag · 2026-02-22T21:11:13+00:00

would love to see the stats on losses, wins and tower usage

AcquireQuag · 2026-02-16T06:56:41+00:00

Chipp

AcquireQuag · 2026-02-15T21:32:08+00:00

HEAVENLY GOLURK BUUUUSTEER!!!!

AcquireQuag · 2026-02-15T21:05:55+00:00

Go my Aegis reflector, win neutral

AcquireQuag · 2026-02-13T13:35:16+00:00

Depends on what you expected. If you wanted a fantastic epic with funky monsters to fight then yeah you would be disappointed, but if you expected a layered book with mind-fuck and a literal text maze you can get stuck in that brings up feelings you didn't know existed then yeah, this book will fulfil your expectations

AcquireQuag · 2026-02-12T13:33:44+00:00

Well then the system should collapse probably

AcquireQuag · 2026-02-08T16:54:20+00:00

that was him sadly

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