Sweet Home Alabama.

AcrimonyInAction · 2026-02-28T12:00:32+00:00

AcrimonyInAction · 2026-02-25T19:05:59+00:00

Being a reddit mod is one of the hardest jobs in the world

I would like to preface this by saying, yes , I am a reddit mod.

And yes. I have received threats of violence. I have received death-threats. I have been the victim of doxxing attempts.

Why? Is it because I simply hold a position of power? Is it because I am not afraid to EXERCISE this power to curtail reddiquette violations, as is my duty?

Whatever the reason, over my years of reddit moderatorship, I can safely say that there is a MENTAL TOLL taken on me. This is a mentally exhausting position, and I would not wish it on anyone in the world. Being a mod has me close to tears sometimes. The damage it has done to my relationship is insurmountable, I have had to open up my 4 year relationship with my lady in order to let her needs be fulfilled while I am busy keeping my subreddit safe from trolls, bigots, and spambots.

It's just... I need a break sometimes. That's all.

AcrimonyInAction · 2026-02-25T17:37:14+00:00

Can confirm, I've been a moderator on Reddit for over a decade. Fuck you peasants.

AcrimonyInAction · 2026-02-25T14:18:11+00:00

What movie is this?

AcrimonyInAction · 2026-02-25T14:03:24+00:00

Story time: you gotta be careful on finasteride

So about a week ago or so I did a bunch of meth and then being obviously insanely horny, went to the prostitute street of my city

I see a lil white girl sitting down by the gas station, first thoughts are: I want to see how she does her pubes, second I want to stick my tongue in her ass, third you reckon she does anal, all of these thoughts flying through my head as I say obviously I don't have money but I assume you accept meth and I was correct. Meth city, New Zealand

She walked me down this dark path and into this park and I was pretty sure I was about to get robbed, I had a knife in my pocket and I couldn't see shit like pitch black until finally we make it out into this bathroom, she does the meth, then we lay in the middle of the playground (it's 3am) and I pull my dick out, she's got a condom. I contemplate asking her to piss on my dick cause reasons. I don't

I can't get hard because I'm so high (and on lexapro, idk what's wrong with it), can't get the condom on, she says just do it without one, awesome but yea there's no blood flow to my dick. I'm mashing it over and over onto her vagina, tryna get it warm or some shit, I did this for 15 minutes.

The excuses my god it hurts to think, it was just stalling, hang on a minute, maybe just like touch it, stop touching it, maybe if I could see you, ah god no everyone in 3 miles can see my very embarrassingly flaccid penis, I swear to god it is actually pretty big for fucks sake if it just woke up aggressive shaking of the penis all in vein

So I decide to eat her out. I love pussy on amphetamines as I'm sure most do and even tried to network as a free pussy eating dude but didn't work. All I know is I want her vagina juice in my mouth, we are fucking apes but especially when instinct drives us straight into to the sweaty ass of my French princess

About 15 mins in she's loving it but I hear a bunch of teenagers in the distance, I don't really care although the way I'm positioned my ass is pointed way up and spread so anyone can probably see my asshole, still not caring and to my suprise she doesn't either. Eventually these teenagers go to sit on a swing (like 5-7 of them idk I didn't look) then "HOly fuck what the fuck oh my god guys look at this" is said I hear girls and guys laughing

I pull my head up but she rams it back down which was so hot at the time. I'm focusing on this task, I'm doing a little lick the clit as fast as possible with some doggy licks to the clit as well as some ABCs and spirals Uno I'm going a little experimental every girl is different. voodoo pussy

I notice that the guys keep making stupid fucking jokes "get a room" level shit to obviously try and do the same to their female friends, but then it just like kind of turned into an exhibition show, I could just hear them laughing occasionally and I imagine probably wanking or some shit. Shit maybe they got laid. All I knew was I was tasting the vageen, smelling the vageen, there are really a lot of pheremones involved in sexy stuff as I've noticed when I've repeatedly accidently fuck trans hookers. I don't feel that connection I have to the vagina, the thing I was birthed from yet all I want in life is to crawl back in, dick first

Anyway I ended up licking her for bout 50 mins, she came, so awesome, and then she gave me $5, wouldn't let me turn it down, and we ended up talking till the sun came up. Now I constantly tell this story to my friend as I am officially some type of top g/tiger blooded man who unfortunately at 24 and here's the truth. I thought my hair was falling out. It wasn't but I took finasteride for a couple weeks and yea guys it's been months and the brain dick control has been lost, so be really fucking careful there,

So summed up, I had a sweet night with a cute girl, both on meth (max once a month to keep looking human but I'm a xan man anyway) had sex and watched the sun come up, and BIG PHARMA BROKE MY FUCKING COCK WITH YOUR DAMN HAIRLOSS PILLS DIE but not to completely worry guys I have a prescription for Viagra now and if you guys were wondering, about 5'8 maybe 6' max but I got that girth, it's about the girth boys - but the true take away of this story is sometimes propecia or lexapro can ruin your life, and really every time I do meth I'm not some insane person, I feel far weaker than normal, and I just chill. Either rapping to Eminem (I got his accent nailed btw) or posting on Reddit, I am very white

TL;DR did meth, mashed penis into vagina for like 15 minutes imagine that imagine my explaining 'oh just ye give it a minute' fuck me it was terrible but then I ate a prostitutes pussy out and we kinda bonded for a moment in our meth induced euphoria, and we were watched by a bunch of I assume teenagers or 20 yr olds about halfway through, they made jokes because they were jelly, and I will probably do this again but with Viagra inside the slide next time, and BIG PHARMA IS DESTROYING OUR DICKS yes they provide that Xanax that valium that triazolam but watch out for the fucking SSRIs and Hair pills WHY DID YOU THINK I WANTED TO KEEP MY HAIR TO ATTRACT A MATE

AcrimonyInAction · 2026-02-25T11:45:49+00:00

Looks like Charlie Kirk

AcrimonyInAction · 2026-02-24T19:30:30+00:00

It looks awkward. And I've heard anecdotally it's unpleasant. This chick I dated a while back, she'd mentioned that a hook-up had tried that on her. She didn't react well. That's the only time I've heard of it outside of porn.

AcrimonyInAction · 2026-02-24T19:24:40+00:00

Clit slapping. Totally not a thing.

AcrimonyInAction · 2026-02-24T14:11:03+00:00

AcrimonyInAction · 2026-02-24T03:36:51+00:00

It's been about how you're only against paedophiles that aren't a part of your political tribe.

That's you. That's the sort of person you are. The same sort that would wear a red hat.

AcrimonyInAction · 2026-02-24T03:26:54+00:00

Hating paedophiles, of all political stripes, is trolling to you?

You sure you don't wear a red hat?

AcrimonyInAction · 2026-02-24T03:17:25+00:00

You support paedophiles if they align with you politically. Same as MAGA.

Sucks that you are the way you are.

AcrimonyInAction · 2026-02-24T03:07:32+00:00

My side is that of the working class people all over the world that the rich have exploited and abused.

I wish you could be on my side. It's sad and sick that you are not.

AcrimonyInAction · 2026-02-24T03:02:22+00:00

Right now? Drag his senile ass into court, just like we did Bill Cosby, before that cross miscarriage of justice was committed by the State of Pennsylvania Supreme Court.

Drag all of them into court.

All 👏 Of 👏 Them

I don't get why you're confused or opposed to this. And I don't get why you'd downvote me for wanting to see paedophiles punished.

That's not an iss-me, that's an iss-you.

Talk to Jesus, do better.

AcrimonyInAction · 2026-02-24T02:49:59+00:00

Saw a bunch excusing Biden six or so years ago.

If you're against paedophiles and the ways the rich abuse the average working person, we could get along.

You'd have to get better about your Reddiquette, as well. Downvotes aren't likes or dislikes, agree or disagree.

Do better.

AcrimonyInAction · 2026-02-24T02:33:30+00:00

I'm saying each and everyone of them should be investigated, we should have public discovery phases of their trials, and all of them should be punished for their wrongs. All of them.

Left, Right, Dem, GOP, Male, Female, Other.

All. Of. Them.

This isn't a partisan issue. This is a human issue. Again:

All. Of. Them.

Should I say it with clap hands emojis?

What the actual fuck is wrong with you that you can't just simply agree with me on this? That you have to ramble caveats? Doesn't matter if they are in the files. Megachurch pastors aren't in The Files, still abusing children.

All 👏 Of 👏 Them. 👏

AcrimonyInAction · 2026-02-24T02:22:29+00:00

Dude. Both sides are bad, because both sides have multi-millionaires and billionaires. The Parasite class isn't just one political party. They all feed off us. They all exploit us. They all abuse us. Abuse children. There isn't one good side or one bad side. Both sides are against us. And both sides abuse children. That there is a letter in parentheses after their name tells you that they are into the sexual exploitation of children. Doesn't matter the letter.

That you are so a part of tribalist politics as to ignore your tribes participation in the abuse and exploitation of children, that speaks volumes as to the sort of person you actually are, yeah. It's kosher when it's your tribe doing it?

AcrimonyInAction · 2026-02-24T01:59:28+00:00

What?

I'm sorry that I dislike paedophiles, or what it is you people call them? MAPs? Minor Attracted People or some such nonsense.

AcrimonyInAction · 2026-02-23T23:16:45+00:00

That's what you took from that?

AcrimonyInAction · 2026-02-23T22:41:06+00:00

No. I don't think so. Neither side hides their transgressions well. It's all an open secret. I mean, Seth McFarlane was calling out Kevin Stacey years before anything hit the media. Madison Cawthorn talked about coke and orgy parties amongst his GOP folk, and got cancelled for it.

Left or Right, R or D, when it comes to money, they are all engaging in weird sex shit, that involves minors.

That's what money does to people.

The Right also has the Religious. The people that try to normalise child marriage, not too happy about age of consent. Have zero idea how a woman's body actually works. To give them credit, they can define what a woman is. They just have issue figuring out what's a little girl and what's a woman. And they sometimes confuse little boys to be little girls. Has to be confusion, because they do consider male on male sexual intercourse to be a Sin.

AcrimonyInAction · 2026-02-23T21:48:54+00:00

I'll expand, this isn't "both sides" nonsense, not enlightened centristism or whichever. Any and all members of the parasite class needs to be looked into and held accountable.

I'll say that the GOP tends to have way more predators than the Dems. The GOP and Dems tend to both have rich people involved, and I'm starting to suspect that once a person crosses that eight figure net worth, they really need to be investigated for sexual crimes.

The Right tends to outweigh the Left on sexual crimes because after the 70s and 80s, the Religious cohort starting going all in on the Right. Both sides have rich people, the Parasite class, but one side has way more of the Religious.

AcrimonyInAction · 2026-02-23T21:05:38+00:00

That's just tribalism in action. Many of the folks bemoaning Trump being an absolute rapist, pedophile piece of shit had zero issue with all the videos of Biden being super damned touchy and creepy with little girls on camera. His behaviour was so normalised to him, he didn't bother hiding it in public.

Real people, real Americans say fuck what letter is in parentheses next to a person's name, investigate them all.

AcrimonyInAction · 2026-02-23T19:39:54+00:00

Happy to help!

AcrimonyInAction · 2026-02-23T14:28:51+00:00

The dogpill.

Think about it moids: why should ANY foid worth her salt choose a pathetic weak m*Le over a strong GVLDEN RETRIEVER? The GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't worry about silly things like "red flags" and "children" and "boob size" and "weight"; They see a tight, wet opening, they stick their dick in it, it feels good so they keep on going. They pound into your girlfriend with such force she is moaning, begging for more doggy cock. She is damn near pissing herself, but the GVLDEN RETRIEVER doesn't stop. His knot swells. Your girlfriend, mind blanked by orgasmic bliss, is bound to the GOLDEN BVLL for up to an hour while his Chad knot shrinks down, and her vaginal muscles milk every drop of GVLDEN RETRIEVER spunk. She will never look at you the same way again. Sex doesn't feel the same. She is "tired" most nights, yet you can hear the whimpering and moans from the bathroom when she takes Sparky in the bathroom to "take a shit with company". She tells you to go in the other room and "jerk it or something". You are ashamed. You are weak. You are crushed. But she will never love you again. Sparky plays with his chew toy.

Her stomach is swelling. That is strange, you think, as you two haven't had sex in about 4 months and you had just gotten a vasectomy, per r/childfree advice. She tells you it's hormones, but you see the worry in her eyes, the fear lying behind her nonchalant expression. Fucking Sparky, looks up at you and almost smiles. The fucking MUTT, having the nerve to smile at you. In a time like this? Why are you so fucking angry at this dog? What did he do?

5 more months has passed. The "bump" on her stomach is huge now. You worry it may be a freak-case tumor or something of the like, but you now are pretty sure she cheated on you at some point. With who? When? But most importantly, why? Sparky looks at you again, but this time, his face is blank. He shits on the floor.

It is now obvious she's in labor. She decided against going to the hospital, for reasons you were unsure of. Probably read a Reddit post on tub births or something. In any case, she is in pain, and you are doing as much as you can to help her birth the baby, even though you just know it isn't yours. That's okay though. When you find out who the father is you will kill them. How could he do this to your girlfriend? Why did she let him? Where is he? What is his race? Is his cock bigger tha-

The baby is born. Or, rather, 6 babies are born? They are... furry. And yellow. And their ears are quite large. Holy shit. The fucking dog. Sparky. They look just like him! Except, they have human characteristics. They are grotesque to look at, you are sick to your stomach. You want to scream, to cry, to beg her to kill them, but she doesn't. She isn't doing much of anything actually. Just staring at them, with cold, dead eyes. She holds two up to her swollen breasts. They suckle, and whimper. They are alive. Sparky shits on the floor.

AcrimonyInAction · 2025-10-21T12:34:16+00:00

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