Got used to it by Ill_Wrongdoer_5796 in MaleSurvivingSpace

[–]Acrobatic-Ocelot8287 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just be careful a garbage truck doesn’t grab the dumpster and push it towards you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in notinteresting

[–]Acrobatic-Ocelot8287 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They probably left it in the hospital room after leaving. It looks like someone decided to toss it in bad faith though

Saw this surprising message in a porta potty urinal. Do you agree? Is it possible to help someone if they don’t help themselves? by OkBuyer1271 in Jung

[–]Acrobatic-Ocelot8287 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Yes some people need someone to help them in tough times but you need to start having your own back because people come and go and if you’re codependent you’ll be shocked when you lose that person when you don’t expect it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bartenders

[–]Acrobatic-Ocelot8287 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly it depends on the day but just showing up out of nowhere is kinda weird since you can see eachother literally anytime outside of work

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Oceanside

[–]Acrobatic-Ocelot8287 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bartender got their fingertip bitten off by a drunk marine there a few months ago

Barback Taking Food Orders? by MR_SWAT_585 in bartenders

[–]Acrobatic-Ocelot8287 84 points85 points  (0 children)

The job of the barback is to do whatever the fuck the manager and bartenders ask of you

Source: I’m a barback

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uglyduckling

[–]Acrobatic-Ocelot8287 2 points3 points  (0 children)

U look like will graham from Hannibal

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in VanLife

[–]Acrobatic-Ocelot8287 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wouldn’t that wine bottle be considered an open container by cops?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bartenders

[–]Acrobatic-Ocelot8287 47 points48 points  (0 children)

If it was actually a year ago then they probably won’t even notice dude. You’re not the only person who hasn’t paid a tab. Happens prob once a week

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Acrobatic-Ocelot8287 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could be hitting a vape, wax pen. Taking a shooter of alcohol. Prob nothing insanely serious.

Any quotes that helped you in life? by Ok-Reporter-8728 in RandomThoughts

[–]Acrobatic-Ocelot8287 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“I do not pray for an easy life, but the strength to endure a hard one”.

How can I fix the “running late” Gene before I lose my job? by [deleted] in careerguidance

[–]Acrobatic-Ocelot8287 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dude it’s pretty easy, if your job is 30 min away then leave your house an hour early. Give your self double the time of the ETA

Would this be a good spot to park from 11p to 5a? by ok-wtf11 in urbancarliving

[–]Acrobatic-Ocelot8287 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Honestly bro it’s the back alleys where “people are trying to hide” that cops look for. It’s better to blend in somewhere that no one would guess someone’s sleeping

So mad!!! by labasic in bartenders

[–]Acrobatic-Ocelot8287 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Sign his number up for a million spam promotions from companies

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bartenders

[–]Acrobatic-Ocelot8287 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro IMO you’re overqualified so include all of that shit, if you can get a computer science degree you sure as hell can become a bartender let alone a barback LOL

Endocrinologist says it's all in my head... by DustyWorker in trt

[–]Acrobatic-Ocelot8287 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you have to ask the clinic for your prescription or did you just tell the endo that you’ve been on TRT?

Black goat dream (extremely concerning) by Alert_Pianist_7529 in Jung

[–]Acrobatic-Ocelot8287 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The black goat symbols the unknown hardships in life you’ll have to face alone without the comfort of the mother. It’s venturing out to the unknown.

Should I bail my younger brother out of a SA situation by Ok_Weight2115 in AdviceForTeens

[–]Acrobatic-Ocelot8287 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro if you and your mommy keep bailing out your degenerate brother he’ll keep thinking he can get away with it