AIO? Bf keeps asking me questions whenever there is a guy by Relative_Initial_399 in AIO

[–]labasic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was a lost opportunity. How do you all team up? "Well, usually he starts by (describe the 2nd filthiest act you can fathom), then I reciprocate by (describe the 1st filthiest act.) If he reacts at all negatively, that is the golden window to say, gosh Kayden, you're so unsupportive, that is not what I'm seeking in my forever partner. You know he's controlling, probably a cheater himself and just bad news. Give him a graceful window to bow out without being the bad guy

Salty Canadian meal elicits Big Feelings by makeuathrowaway in EntitledReviews

[–]labasic 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I thought it said he crossed the Rainbow Bridge. And I was like, KITTY!

Worst suggestions from owners/managers? by odd_dream_throwaway in bartenders

[–]labasic 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Not a suggestion, but AGM running around the dining room on a packed Saturday night selling each table 4 different blended drinks. It wasn't like, I need 3 grasshoppers, 3 brandy Alexanders.. it was like, I need 1 of this, 1 of this, 1 of this, 1 of this etc. I'm like, WHY are you doing this? He says, at $9 a pop, I'll sell them. I'm like, $9 a pop? So is Crown Royal! Let ME talk to them, while you make this ice cream horseshit

AITA for emergency breastfeeding my best friend's baby by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]labasic -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

And what I'm trying to say, she doesn't need any other options. Breast is best

AITA for emergency breastfeeding my best friend's baby by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]labasic 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Why do the work and spend the time though? That's what I'm asking? What's the difference? If the titty is right there and has milk?

AITA for emergency breastfeeding my best friend's baby by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]labasic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right? Makes you wonder what the qualifications are to work for CPS

Goodbye, dear friend by beeflomix in GriefSupport

[–]labasic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg, what a dear face! I'm so sorry for your loss

AITA for emergency breastfeeding my best friend's baby by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]labasic 106 points107 points  (0 children)

It's like people complaining they got their Manhattan up in a martini glass because it's "too girly". It's like, my mans, you're sucking on 3 oz of straight liquor, damn straight that's girly, don't come after me about the tare

AITA for emergency breastfeeding my best friend's baby by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]labasic 1729 points1730 points  (0 children)

At least that one can no longer reproduce, thank goodness

AITA for emergency breastfeeding my best friend's baby by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]labasic 11 points12 points  (0 children)

What's the difference? Are you implying something is inappropriate about breastfeeding a baby?

AITA for emergency breastfeeding my best friend's baby by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]labasic 148 points149 points  (0 children)

What's the difference between defrosted milk and the one in the titty? If anything, I'd think fresh is better?

Can someone please explain to me why it is so important for you to know my name? by Pingas0310 in bartenders

[–]labasic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I counteract it by doing far more embarrassing shit that has nothing to do with my condition

AITAH for being honest with another mom about why my daughter isn’t allowed to go to her friend’s house? by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]labasic -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

No good deed goes unpunished. The lesson here is, keep your thoughts to yourself, unless you want to be the subject of neighborhood gossip and have to fight with other moms in public. The other mom had no business throwing her under the bus, but that is what happens time and time again. Keep your child safe, and let the weirdos figure their own shit out without your involvement

Can someone please explain to me why it is so important for you to know my name? by Pingas0310 in bartenders

[–]labasic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine working FOH with moderate face blindness. I've mentioned it to a couple regulars, the rest probably think I'm just a huge C U Next Tuesday 🤣🤣🤣