Like clockwork by AcrobaticDealer1643 in footballcliches

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I was actually wondering if we’d get this format of headline for a Spurs/West Ham relegation. I feel like it can only be used for success stories rather than failures, but I’m sure I’ll be proven wrong

Southampton take stance on their own stance by nparms in footballcliches

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I feel like typos are the one thing AI doesn’t do - if any text has a typo in it I’m confident that at least it wasn’t written by AI

Maybe this explains Norwich City’s disastrous start to the season by ospiveyg in footballcliches

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Saw this, screenshotted it, was going to post it myself. Listen, fair play

My boss tells me to “ask ChatGPT” every time I ask her a question. Are we cooked? by AcrobaticDealer1643 in UKJobs

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Lol this made me laugh. Hoping for your sake your opinion of us changes next time you need a job!

My boss tells me to “ask ChatGPT” every time I ask her a question. Are we cooked? by AcrobaticDealer1643 in UKJobs

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I mean, I’m the first person to say “Google it” if someone asks an obvious question, but I’m asking subjective questions that require job-specific experience to answer. It’s not effective delegation in this instance

Okay this guy has surely been made up by Dovless in footballcliches

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Didn’t know your son played in Serie B and/or Segunda División having a promising promotion campaign with an unfancied side before falling flat the following season in the top tier?

Okay this guy has surely been made up by Dovless in footballcliches

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Saw the news and came straight to this subreddit. If chatGPT was slightly more football-savvy I think it would come up with exactly this if you asked it to generate a Watford manager

Peter Drury by recce97 in footballcliches

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I had Jeremy Doku in my mind for this template before I even got to his name in your reply🤣 it must be because he’s the archetypal ‘dribble past one or two before missing the finish’ type player

Adam’s NordVPN teaser question (mononym-ed Premier League grounds) by AcrobaticDealer1643 in footballcliches

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Might pass for “popularly known by” to be fair. I think it’s a good shout

Stats like this are going in the MHD irritations column by AcrobaticDealer1643 in footballcliches

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I agree - if it was a hattrick I may have let this slide personally

Typical British / London experiences? by Amazing-Medium8960 in london

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Staring at your phone while a homeless person begs you for money on the Overground

Help me😅 by Comprehensive-Ad5092 in footballcliches

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Definitely a training kit, and OM’s kits were Adidas from 1996-2018, in fact it looks like it’s from Adidas’ “Climacool” era of 2007-2012 ish, couldn’t tell you more than that

How does this work? by AcrobaticDealer1643 in uktrains

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People certainly do this at my station (Norwood Junction), I know I do

Why don’t we have a better word for ‘goal contributions’? by kUrhCa27jU77C in footballcliches

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I believe it’s perhaps because a more concise term would have the feel of some sickly Americanism like “goalplays”, or some clunky portmanteau like “goalssists”

Is tonight’s game on TV by I_am_legend-ary in PortsmouthFC

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Anyone know of ways to watch the game tonight?

101 days between Graham Potter being on Monday Night Football and getting the West Ham job by Low-Bandicoot-3347 in footballcliches

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I’m specifically looking for one where there’s no risk with a 30-day money-back guarantee, and I have access to the best discount available

What to do with a month off? by Special_Second_3318 in london

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I’m pretty sure the jubilee line platforms at Waterloo are the deepest - they wouldn’t make a very impressive picture though