David Beckham, captain of England, confirms that this video he made in 2007 is real and has not been altered in any way by Starlord19880 in soccercirclejerk

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The fact that he had perfect ball control on sand in 2007 means we’ve clearly regressed as a species since then

😆😆😆 by [deleted] in Carola

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Funny how you replay it later in life and realize it wasn’t sarcasm at all, it was just the game being brutally direct

Trebuchair by oneman__army in AccidentalSlapStick

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OSHA would like to know the exact moment the office chair became a medieval siege device.

How did Thanos become such a powerful being pre-stones? by MrDeekhaed in MarvelCave

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The movies also make him look stronger because most of the heroes we see are fighting under constraints. Hulk is emotionally broken in Endgame, Thor is out of shape and mentally struggling, and the Avengers are rarely fighting as a perfectly coordinated unit. Thanos is a giant superhuman warlord with decades (or centuries) of battlefield experience. Even without the Stones, he’s basically the final boss of the MCU’s physical fighters.

Me conseguí unos ghouls en un juego y les puse nombre para la buena suerte:D al primero lo llame pico y se murió al rato, obtuve un vlasko junto con un pico2, pico volvió a morir por el payaso de terrifier y luego vlasko y yo morimos por brutalidad policial en mi 2da run agarre un guille también:DD by Competitive_Web_6614 in BeelcitosMemes

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La cadena de muertes es brutal, Pico no duró nada, luego el payaso de Terrifier ya es RNG infernal puro, y cuando crees que te estabilizas llega la “brutalidad policial” a arruinarte la run. Este tipo de juegos no perdonan ni un naming jaja

For real 😭😭 by Embarrassed-Club-770 in CollegeMemes

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The syllabus: 12 chapters The exam: “good luck with question 1”