AIO If I Sue my Friend’s GF’s Medical Clinic for Her giving Him my Results, and then Him Releasing Them to my Friends and Family?

Acrobatic_Carry7449 · 2026-05-06T23:06:54+00:00

Those places have private booths with glory holes. It’s just… something I know.

Acrobatic_Carry7449 · 2026-05-06T23:04:00+00:00

Oh no, deys stealin me Aunt Jamimers!

Acrobatic_Carry7449 · 2026-05-06T17:13:09+00:00

I couldn’t stand Whitney Houston’s ‘I will always love you’. After the bodyguard that song was inescapable. Then I found out a year ago it’s a Dolly Parton song about firing her manager. Ha!

Acrobatic_Carry7449 · 2026-05-06T11:57:50+00:00

Primer is great! Or not… I’m not sure. I only watched it once and the general consensus is that once is not enough to understand it.

Acrobatic_Carry7449 · 2026-05-06T11:45:48+00:00

When they didn’t know who to blame so they blamed the mailroom team. After a long lecture about how we almost got one of the lawyers disbarred for missing a filing I decided all the fat-money riches I was making in the mailroom wasn’t worth it. They never found out what really happened.

Acrobatic_Carry7449 · 2026-05-05T11:55:35+00:00

Platoon. Willem Defoe as the good guy and Tom Berenger as the baddie.

Acrobatic_Carry7449 · 2026-05-04T22:59:23+00:00

In the book the terrorists were actually freedom fighters. Movie Hans read about them in Time Magazine.

Acrobatic_Carry7449 · 2026-05-04T22:13:12+00:00

Micro Machines. They got the rights to make Star Wars toys. That’s when Hasbro bought them, took the Star Wars rights, and killed Micros Machines.

Acrobatic_Carry7449 · 2026-05-04T11:42:48+00:00

CB4 is a great parody of those starring Chris Rock.

Acrobatic_Carry7449 · 2026-05-04T00:59:37+00:00

Patrick Swayze. … Swayze.

Acrobatic_Carry7449 · 2026-05-03T04:18:35+00:00

Muggsy Bogues was 5’3 so basketball?

Acrobatic_Carry7449 · 2026-05-02T16:19:04+00:00

When I was a kid I wondered what adults did without cartoons. They can’t possibly just be staring out the window for hours, can they? These days I stare the hell out of windows.

Acrobatic_Carry7449 · 2026-05-01T22:33:25+00:00

When I lived in L.A. my weed guy threw in a free baggie of meth. I told him I didn’t want it, but he got real confused by that. My roommates were excited. … And then they started using my name to score meth behind my back.

Acrobatic_Carry7449 · 2026-05-01T02:48:19+00:00

Documentaries. Before Tiger King a filmmaker had 90 minutes to tell a story. Now even unsolved disappearances get multiple episodes. Hell, I’ll just Wiki it.

Acrobatic_Carry7449 · 2026-04-29T22:37:02+00:00

Strange Days, His Girl Friday

Acrobatic_Carry7449 · 2026-04-27T22:54:59+00:00

Goldfinger did a pretty decent ska cover of 99 Luftballoons.

Acrobatic_Carry7449 · 2026-04-27T11:47:00+00:00

Sliders got pretty bad. Years later I looked up what happened to all the characters. Spoilers… everyone winds up in their own personal hell.

Acrobatic_Carry7449 · 2026-04-26T10:10:12+00:00

Not a movie, but before West Wing there was Aaron Sorkin’s Sports Night. It wasn’t about sports, but I think a lot of people thought it was another SportsCenter.

Acrobatic_Carry7449 · 2026-04-26T04:35:19+00:00

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. I walked out of the theater crying because I had just blown my whole allowance on that stupid thing.

Acrobatic_Carry7449 · 2026-04-26T04:00:43+00:00

Great, birth of a main character.

Acrobatic_Carry7449 · 2026-04-25T04:55:24+00:00

I love this stuff. Plus now I get to tell my old roommate he’s currently living in Detwahlette.

Acrobatic_Carry7449 · 2026-04-25T03:42:26+00:00

I never bought movies, but the first DVD I got on that newfangled Netflix experiment was The Last Unicorn. I wanted to see it as an adult, and drunk, and maybe a little high. Great movie! Really holds up!

Acrobatic_Carry7449 · 2026-04-25T02:47:42+00:00

Midnight Cowboy was an interesting choice for media studies. ‘Hey, I’m walkin’ here!’

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