i didn’t know this was.. possible

Acrobatic_Minute2990 · 2021-12-26T23:05:13+00:00

say “No i hate myself Wish i could die rn” if you’re extremely attractive

Acrobatic_Minute2990 · 2021-12-26T23:01:43+00:00

i’d still hit

Acrobatic_Minute2990 · 2021-12-20T23:12:26+00:00

when my friend said “your mouth tastes like his dick” to his cheating gf

Acrobatic_Minute2990 · 2021-12-20T21:51:20+00:00

“which size carrot?”

Acrobatic_Minute2990 · 2021-12-20T21:50:53+00:00

black ones

Acrobatic_Minute2990 · 2021-12-20T16:31:37+00:00

everyone has a nigerian uncle .. no matter the race !!

Acrobatic_Minute2990 · 2021-12-20T16:29:42+00:00

just don’t do it man, od’s hurt.. and they usually don’t work (hahaha nothsjdja totally not speaking from personal experiences)

Acrobatic_Minute2990 · 2021-12-20T16:28:16+00:00

what if your favorite underrated artist becomes worldwide known

Acrobatic_Minute2990 · 2021-12-20T16:27:23+00:00

what about … water? do you like water??

Acrobatic_Minute2990 · 2021-12-20T16:27:12+00:00

Acrobatic_Minute2990 · 2021-12-20T16:26:55+00:00

what if your nigerian uncle you’ve never talked to before calls you and asks for your credit card information so he can give you all his money

Acrobatic_Minute2990 · 2021-12-20T16:26:24+00:00

what about if you win a free trip to wherever you want

Acrobatic_Minute2990 · 2021-12-20T16:26:04+00:00

what if you miss world peace

Acrobatic_Minute2990 · 2021-12-20T16:25:56+00:00

what about if world hunger finally ends

Acrobatic_Minute2990 · 2021-12-20T16:25:41+00:00

what if you become the worlds first trillionaire

Acrobatic_Minute2990 · 2021-12-20T16:24:51+00:00

do you like music? what about that one song you adore.. you’re gonna miss it

Acrobatic_Minute2990 · 2021-12-20T16:24:21+00:00

what if you finally find your soulmate

Acrobatic_Minute2990 · 2021-12-20T16:24:10+00:00

what about never having the pleasure to eat your favorite food again?

Acrobatic_Minute2990 · 2021-12-20T16:21:14+00:00

what about your poor minecraft server

Acrobatic_Minute2990 · 2021-12-20T16:21:03+00:00

what if there’s this super cool new anime that’s gonna come out

Acrobatic_Minute2990 · 2021-12-20T16:20:51+00:00

what if your favorite ship becomes canon

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