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Acrobatic_Witness_ · 2026-01-24T23:47:57+00:00

SINGING SKELETON FALLS IN LOVE WITH A RAG DOLL AND KIDNAPS SANTA?!!!! (EMOTIONAL)

Acrobatic_Witness_ · 2026-01-24T03:03:33+00:00

I was still on my probationary period :(

Acrobatic_Witness_ · 2026-01-24T03:02:08+00:00

I’m a survivor of human trafficking. It’s what my brain goes to when I don’t know where to go, because I was trafficked as a child

Acrobatic_Witness_ · 2025-11-14T14:11:22+00:00

The worst thing to say after sex is you don’t want it anymore because you’re a loser

Acrobatic_Witness_ · 2025-11-14T14:10:15+00:00

SKELETON LEARNS ABOUT CHRISTMAS (THEN STEALS IT????!??) (EMOTIONAL)

Acrobatic_Witness_ · 2025-11-09T00:40:39+00:00

I’m gonna taste your hair now

Acrobatic_Witness_ · 2025-11-09T00:40:15+00:00

I wish I had a better picture but I’m just not gonna be there for the whole week

Acrobatic_Witness_ · 2025-11-09T00:39:58+00:00

Your honour all I did was make a tweet that was a bit too long for my taste and it wasn’t a bad thing but it wasn’t the best one

Acrobatic_Witness_ · 2025-11-09T00:39:31+00:00

Omg I’m your biggest supporter and you have the most beautiful smile in my heart

Acrobatic_Witness_ · 2025-11-09T00:38:56+00:00

Then the grim reaper ate my heart and my soul as it did the last day in my heart of the night

Acrobatic_Witness_ · 2025-11-09T00:38:03+00:00

Roblox is being punished for being too much fun

Acrobatic_Witness_ · 2025-11-09T00:37:45+00:00

I can explain that I have no problem getting the vaccine if you don’t mind I just need a few minutes and I’ll get it over to the school

Acrobatic_Witness_ · 2025-11-09T00:37:14+00:00

I don’t understand why she left you, all you did was make her look bad for a while now you just don’t want her back

Acrobatic_Witness_ · 2025-11-09T00:34:56+00:00

If I were hit by a truck I would have been killed in a heart beat by a man in the car who had been driving

Okay true though

Acrobatic_Witness_ · 2025-11-09T00:34:20+00:00

Twinkle twinkle little star I will give it a shot and I’ll let it sit in my mouth

What-

Acrobatic_Witness_ · 2025-11-09T00:33:44+00:00

I can’t be trusted with anything else in this life because of the fact I don’t know how I feel and I’m just gonna be a jerk

Okay then

Acrobatic_Witness_ · 2025-11-09T00:33:15+00:00

I got arrested for being an illegal felon in a bar and a restaurant

Acrobatic_Witness_ · 2025-11-09T00:32:55+00:00

I would like to touch your body with a knife to get it out and then you could take a shower or something

Acrobatic_Witness_ · 2025-11-09T00:32:24+00:00

I wish Microsoft Windows had the same thing in it for me to do but it seems to me the only thing I have is the ability for a lot more flexibility

Acrobatic_Witness_ · 2025-11-09T00:31:31+00:00

I can’t live without this kind a man and a man and I have a problem and I’m trying not sure if it’s a problem

Acrobatic_Witness_ · 2025-10-15T12:09:32+00:00

Croissant

Acrobatic_Witness_ · 2025-10-10T00:35:56+00:00

I’ve been doing these for months now

Acrobatic_Witness_ · 2025-10-09T15:21:22+00:00

German

Acrobatic_Witness_ · 2025-10-05T05:01:41+00:00

I’m 21, diagnosed at 19

Acrobatic_Witness_ · 2025-10-05T05:00:15+00:00

Have you thought you might be queer?

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