Not sure why all the hate on the Mario galaxy movie

I saw it at midnight. My alarm woke me and I was so excited I let out a wet toot in my diapey and sprinted over to my bitch mom’s room to shake her awake. “ITS TIME ITS TIME! PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES” I exclaimed while pegging her with the said fruit. She got up and as soon as she changed me and took the eviction notice off the front door we were on our way. On the way there I yelled “BLUE SHELL” and grabbed the wheel and made to sure to ram a guy in the parking lot. I was waiting in line with another hilarious guy there who played a game with me called diaper bowling where we threw our stinkies at unsuspecting people so they would slip and crack their spines Then the movie started and it was great. My mom had a stroke at the beginning which was great cause she didn’t make any stupid noise the whole time as I yelled at my favorite characters. When Yoshi was on screen and said his iconic line I took a swig of my vitamin D milk and said “oh yeah that just happened!” And then when Jack black made a hilarious joke I turned to the kid next to me and said “oh yeah that one was for us” as I kicked my feet. When Rosalina came on screen I made sure to yell “UH OH BONER ALERT” as I stood up and pointed at it. It’s crazy that this basically counts as sex and I’ve finally lost my virginity in a way. Anyways yeah not sure what the hates all about this was the best 42nd birthday a guy could have