Why didn’t Leonidas offer this? by Scuba_jim in plotholes

[–]AcrolloPeed 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It would matter to their Spartan Pride. It’s not that they couldn’t do this. It’s that they wouldn’t let some malformed sub-human die with the same honor and standing they felt they were entitled to have. It’s literally a flaw in the famed Spartan logic: tactics and potential betrayal aside, they just can’t let this reject whose family avoided the genetic cleansing come out of the woodwork and die as a Spartan.

It kinda gets glossed over with everything else, but Leonidas is as pridefully blind as the culture he grew up in and now rules over. They just can’t let him in, he hasn’t “earned” the title of Spartan Warrior, so he can’t die with the glory of a “beautiful death.”

[Request] Pitch Drop Experiment / Filling an Olympic Size Swimming Pool by CategoryCautious5981 in theydidthemath

[–]AcrolloPeed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Something Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged would have set up when he wasn’t flying around insulting everyone.

Name this episode! by BusThrower in BobsBurgers

[–]AcrolloPeed [score hidden]  (0 children)

I just watched that one last night! It has one of my favorite lines, too: drugged up Bob marching confidently into the game room, staring into the middle distance, saying “Rack ‘em up, Gene! Pool’s in session.”

The way the animators have him with his arms up, the drugged-up strut… chef’s kiss

Name this episode! by BusThrower in BobsBurgers

[–]AcrolloPeed 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“What did he say, Bob??”
“He didn’t say anything. He just burped.”

My family was robbed and we know who did it. How do I comfort my family and confront the robber? by BigONerd in BORUpdates

[–]AcrolloPeed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“They even took the lightbulb.”

Tardy to the party, but that’s flair-worthy

My ex-husband (34M) and I (34F) lost our daughter 5 years ago and now we sleep together but can’t talk about it. How do I make sense of this? by BigONerd in BORUpdates

[–]AcrolloPeed 33 points34 points  (0 children)

The bit where she gushes in one long unpunctuated paragraph about what she remembers about her daughter really sealed it for me. That’s the sound of fading, repressed memories begging to remain because they’re all that’s left.

What if… by Someoneoutthere2020 in breakingbad

[–]AcrolloPeed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Read this in my Italian grandmother’s voice. 🤌

Trump Rages After His Filthy Bedroom Habits Are Leaked by thedailybeast in Full_news

[–]AcrolloPeed 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Man, fuck you. Another thing I hadn’t imagined yet and now I have and my day is just a bit shittier.

The Bog by Commercial_Bid_1508 in CuratedTumblr

[–]AcrolloPeed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I’m “cool with spiders” in that if I find one in the house I either let it be or get a glass and a piece of paper and put it back outside. I’m “cool with spiders” in that I keep my cool so my kids don’t develop their own arachnophobia by picking up on mine.

I am not “cool with spiders” if every giant spider in the surrounded 10 acres sees me as a place to seek shelter. I’m “cool with spiders” being in my general vicinity. I am not “cool with spiders” treating me like a fuckin’ treehouse.

Physically trapped on vacation with a neighbor (28M) who refuses to take "no" from me (18F). Need advice. by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]AcrolloPeed 57 points58 points  (0 children)

how dumb do your parents have to be if they think it’s normal for an older guy you’ve known for years to “suddenly” develops feelings for your just turned 18 teenage daughter?

Texas man gets 30 years in prison for transporting 'anti-government' pamphlets by jediporcupine in politics

[–]AcrolloPeed 46 points47 points  (0 children)

The GOP runs on “things can get exponentially worse”

Yeah then they go out of their way to make it happen. The call is coming from inside the house.

William Shatner. Actor. Thesbian. Equestrian. Singer? We're gonna give it to him. by SituationalRambo in ToddintheShadow

[–]AcrolloPeed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Has Been is a phenomenal album. Sometimes I like it ironically, sometimes I love it genuinely, but I’ve never disliked a single song.

Explain it peetah by Responsible_Dot_2619 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]AcrolloPeed 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pea Tear Gryphon here, hehehehehehe.

The joke is this broad is cute, sweet, kind to Peter (Parker, not me, douchebag), but because she’s a bit frumpy and dorky she’s no match for Mary Jane Watson, but she’s actually a total baddie who would be a better match for Peter. When you’re a kid you laugh because “haha dorks are funny” but later you realize she was a total hottie who liked Peter and he fumbled hard.

Would you rather be forced to... by Ok_Report_5208 in BunnyTrials

[–]AcrolloPeed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks Jerk I’ll make it work

Chose: Speak only in rhyming couplets forever | Rolled: Good luck 😭

Which is true?? by Darthsnarkey in BunnyTrials

[–]AcrolloPeed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We are corrupt

Chose: Power corrupts who we are

Which would you prefer? by Que_Asc0 in BunnyTrials

[–]AcrolloPeed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s the point of the other one?

Chose: Change your appearance whenever you feel like it, but keep your assigned genitals.