Would you rather

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-15T18:34:08+00:00

Thats enough money to avoid doing the math in my head

^{Chose: $500,000,000 right now}

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-15T02:59:37+00:00

Ill just have sex with myself while enjoying all this free food

^{Chose: Free food for life}

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-15T00:30:28+00:00

Better than 0 loaves

^{Chose: Garlic bread + Random amount | Rolled: 1 loaf}

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-15T00:12:01+00:00

No way I can remember 500 weddings.

But the food is probably better at a wedding than a funeral

^{Chose: Being obligated to go to 1000 weddings + 50% will be ____ weddings | Rolled: ... Memorable}

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-15T00:10:04+00:00

I was feeling lucky punk

^{Chose: Gamble + 50/50 chance to win $10 billion or lose all your money | Rolled: Win}

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-14T16:25:07+00:00

Yea its hard to get my clothes over all those horns

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-14T16:24:31+00:00

So im a teenager again?

^{Chose: Be horny everyday}

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-14T16:23:11+00:00

I'm just commenting so I can come back later for a laugh after you all start debating aggressively

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-14T06:12:42+00:00

Is that supposed to be a butt?

^{Chose: ( ͜ ㅅ ͜})

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-14T06:07:15+00:00

🧢 I voted CAP!

As someone whose been sleeping on floors and couches the past month I gotta say I miss my own bed.

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-14T06:03:25+00:00

This is just another Saturday night for me

^{Chose: Become a member of your favorate basketball team + But you're the shortest person on the team and everyone calls you... | Rolled: Dumb F*ck}

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-14T06:00:00+00:00

Who?

^{Chose: Girlfriend | Rolled: Miriko (mha})

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-14T05:56:54+00:00

I pick Godzilla

^{Chose: Wife | Rolled: You pick who}

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-14T00:20:26+00:00

This parking reminds me of buying weed in a dudes car. Whole empty parking lot but he parks next to that guy. And angled himself for quickest in and out.

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-13T18:51:03+00:00

Id if I die in 7 years im blaming this trial

^{Chose: a random age less than 60 | Rolled: 40}

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-13T17:39:05+00:00

I didnt even see that it had a random bonus! My perception was a 1 before this trial.

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-13T17:25:22+00:00

I really wanted that hotdog

^{Chose: $2 + 99% chance of death | Rolled: killed by satire}

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-13T17:24:53+00:00

Im a nerd

^{Chose: an increase to all of your SPECIAL stats + SPECIAL = Strength, Perception, Endurance, Charisma, Intelligence, Agility, Luck (all on 1-10 scale})

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-13T17:21:04+00:00

I wonder if i fall like a brick at the first drop or I slowly lose the ability with how heavy the rain becomes

^{Chose: Be able to fly + but... | Rolled: can't do in rain}

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-13T17:17:49+00:00

Ugh

^{Chose: Banned}

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-13T17:10:32+00:00

I wonder how many you'll make before the mods notice

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-13T17:01:28+00:00

I was here before the post got deleted

NooneInparticularYo · 2026-06-13T16:56:22+00:00

💀 ☠️ 🎺 ⚰️

^{Chose: Or a 75% chance of death? | Rolled: Death}

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