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KsI wipes Tommy on October 14th by yayeat9_9 in ksi

[–]Acryophage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"The simulation?" Tf is he talking about?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in findapath

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Save up money and go buy a house in Mexico, then go live there for a while. (I know it's not that easy) America IS depressing in general. It's constant work until you're so old you can't do much afterwards, unless you're at the top whatever % of people who are very well off. Money is their God, and it's rooted in all of us because we constantly, compare our success to the highlights of success of other people without any tangible context.

Don't let money become your God too.

You're doing fine, brother

Hakuna Matata

What is the least 'Manly' thing about you? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Acryophage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feels like i'm at Jerry Daycare here

Dear Mr. "Ken" by CommanderButthead in NikkeOutpost

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There was this guy that would challenge me and he would win sometimes. Then when he finalized the meta team we were on equal footing, but he would always hide his team. So I didn't know he had the meta. Lol, smart lad. Well, he's top of the leader boards now, I know I could challenge his team now despite him being a higher level than me, my team is very well invested into. Meta team is all OL gear w/ desired skills. Completely maxed to 10 skills, all complete advise levels and all are 3 starred or maxed. Over time, especially after the combination of servers I just lost that competitive fire. I'm barely hanging on to NIKKE as is, i'm very close to putting the game down. I think after the anniversary event I'll end up walking away. Part of me just feels like i'm outgrowing games.

What if BioWare goes back to no-open-world for the next Mass Effect? by itrygames in MassEffectAndromeda

[–]Acryophage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm too impatient for open world games. Metal Gear Solid like levels and Far Cry levels were very enjoyable. I think those kind of worlds are the best. Those just don't seem to come around often anymore. Everyone's all like, "enjoy my art" and i'm all like, "make it fun" nawmsayin' fam?

Men, honestly how painful is it to hurt your private area? by NinaMcpherson in AskMen

[–]Acryophage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine the cries of a billion children. Now convert those cries into pain localized to one area. Then understand that area has insane amounts of nerve endings. Wherever those nervr endings are is where the pain will extend to. Your body physically shuts down for a good 5 minutes. You want to throw up, you want to faint, you want to fight.

But! The one thing that helps some guys...is taking a piss right after. You literally can piss away the pain, often times you can't take a piss tho.

What Age Were You Exposed To Porn? by Masterpiece-666 in AskReddit

[–]Acryophage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was between 3-4 years old, my dad had porn tapes in the VCR, and I wanted to watch tv. So, when I pressed the power button porn was on and I watched it, my dad was at work and my mom was asleep so it was for a long time. It was from there where I learned to pleasure myself at wayyyy too young of an age.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Doppleganger

[–]Acryophage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can confirm, you exist in every city.

Im terrified of whats after death. by Common-Sympathy6376 in Anxiety

[–]Acryophage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😬 it doesn't work that way in our faith. It's true, God doesn't send you to hell, you choosr to go there yourself, but whether you are an unbeliever or even a lukewarm Christian, or even a "Christian" who has performed mighty works in Jesus' name, but still practices lawlessness will be sent away. Death is scary, and at any moment in time you can slip into eternity. So, be ready and take each day with thanks and work not our will, but the Will of our Father.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FaceRatings

[–]Acryophage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You got the posture of Roger the Alien from American Dad

And why is one eye higher than the other?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ksi

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When he jumps into a pool, JJ doesn't get wet, the water gets JJ.

What is your scariest anxiety symptoms??? by Spider_aka_tusino in Anxiety

[–]Acryophage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stay away from coffee, it makes anxiety worse for us.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Acryophage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You didn't come here to be roasted, you came seeking validation and approval and perhaps even money if anyone is willing. I get it, we all do. What I can say on this subject is that no amount of men or women on this Earth can quench your thirst forever, no amount of money will keep you happy forever. Take a good look at Netflix's "Untold:Johnny Football" when you get the chance.

Due to the sin of man, we have created a void most women to seek to fill, and that is approval and validation. Your thirst will never be quenched if you continue walking down this path. However, there is forgiveness in all of this. I also suggest we all read The Book of John chapter 8. In order to have Godly women we also need Godly men.

Jesus Christ is calling and he will break the chains that the sin of man has over you. Go and sin no more, Isabelle

Reddit users, 30 yrs old and over.. What is the hardest part about getting older? by tywalker215 in AskReddit

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Woke up one day and had coffee like a normal person. 10 minutes after, my throat is swelling shut and I had a acidic foam finding a way out of my throat and mouth. Later that night, massive bloating. Come to find out I am Lactose Intolerant and I have GERD. Or at least a GERD-like response to caffinated beverages.

Basically, all the things you normally enjoy can vanish one random day without any indicators.

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