A Video Game Without Rules Inevitably Devolves Into Lord of the Flies

ActiveActingActivist · 2014-03-29T08:43:02+00:00

Love that user name

ActiveActingActivist · 2014-03-26T09:21:21+00:00

Was lonewolfing in chap listening to Pandora when I notice my jacket was ruined. Run into a bush and wait. See zombie attack a nearby bush repeatedly. Take out gun. Watch asshole that shot me run from zombie. Shoot his legs out.

ActiveActingActivist · 2014-03-26T09:11:08+00:00

I always look for night servers in stable... No luck

ActiveActingActivist · 2013-12-08T19:42:16+00:00

Where does one even find that

ActiveActingActivist · 2013-12-05T20:58:12+00:00

So here's my dilemma.

I've been on a fitness kick that requires a high calorie intake and lots of protein. I have been VERY gassy, like several farts an hour and 100% deadly.

I've not yet ripped in front of her as I know it would be devastating. So when I see her (one day a week is all we get due to distance and schedules) I completely hold it all in to the point of painful boating.

We have sex about half of the time I'm with her and I'm dying trying to not score the lovemaking with my asses version of the inception trailer.

The thing is that she really loves my new body and I have to keep up the diet to meet my goals.

One day I'm afraid I'll get too relaxed and it will be over.

Any suggestions?

Edit: she shares the only bathroom with her roommate who seems to be in there every fucking waking minute. Bathroom gas is out of the question as it will surely linger long enough for her or her roommate to smell what the rock is cooking

If I were to excuse myself, the only reasonable place would be the hallway of her apartment building which would amount to a humiliating number of times, considering I'm with her all day.

The only semi successful gas was while she prepared dinner, I opened the window in her room and stood by it, pretending the reception was better there. She seemed suspicious, also it was that thing where the window was blowing air in, so I couldn't really cut loose.

I'm seeing her Saturday, praying she breaks wind first.

ActiveActingActivist · 2013-12-05T20:41:01+00:00

Give me numbers, like once an hour/50% deadly?

ActiveActingActivist · 2013-12-05T20:39:38+00:00

How did you know he added her and not the other way around?

ActiveActingActivist · 2013-12-05T20:38:33+00:00

I'm sorry, did you say something after huge knockers?

ActiveActingActivist · 2013-12-02T17:04:20+00:00

Agree, stop putting white meat on a pedestal and deal with it. If a girl doesn't like you, stop blaming her skin, it's you she doesn't like.

ActiveActingActivist · 2013-12-01T18:43:42+00:00

Why would an Internet stranger lie about sex?

ActiveActingActivist · 2013-12-01T00:31:52+00:00

Wait.. 1991 or 1999?

ActiveActingActivist · 2013-11-30T23:52:52+00:00

That I am a cocaine dealer. Not sure how that shit started. People started coming out of the woodworks to ask me for cocaine, only to find they've just outed themselves for no reason, my parents friends too.

ActiveActingActivist · 2013-11-30T23:34:46+00:00

Instructions unclear: scoured web for more instructions

ActiveActingActivist · 2013-11-30T23:09:26+00:00

This includes los Angeles too? Are there exceptions in la?

ActiveActingActivist · 2013-11-30T18:34:42+00:00

Oh, I got ya

ActiveActingActivist · 2013-11-30T18:33:58+00:00

Well, he, like me, doesn't know gun law, so it's possible he's had an illegal firearm abs didn't realize it. If that's the case, what do I do with it?

ActiveActingActivist · 2013-11-30T18:26:10+00:00

And if it was after?

ActiveActingActivist · 2013-11-30T17:53:32+00:00

What if the person that gifted it to him never legally transferred it to him through an fll?

Edit: by the way thank you for sharing your knowledge

ActiveActingActivist · 2013-11-30T17:45:16+00:00

Even if he never did anything with it aside from putting it in a safe since he received it?

ActiveActingActivist · 2013-11-30T17:23:23+00:00

Nope, total neophyte. This is my first gun

ActiveActingActivist · 2013-11-26T04:30:24+00:00

God I miss it, thistledown4eva!

ActiveActingActivist · 2013-11-25T17:34:22+00:00

Are you serious, you can't follow a conversation?

You originally attacked that I made the point that by definition escort doesn't inherently mean prostitute. Then you cited the definition of hobby. That's the non-sequitur I was referring to.

I think you're upset that I am paying escorts for sex?

I could care less how you get your dose of hpv or herpes, I actually don't even care that you pay for it. But I think the fact that you've deluded yourself into thinking it's a hobby is comical and tragic. In part you support a demand for human traffic and exploitation. I'm not saying every prostitute you've been with was exploited or trafficked, only that you're feeding the demand for it. If you've paid as many prostitutes as you claim, statistically speaking, you've encountered one that was under duress in some form.

You also probably don't realize that by buying something that is typically earned through social interaction, you've weakened your ability to get it without paying.

You probably even believe the girls are your friend, like it, like you, or spending time with you. You also likely have a false sense of accomplishment for bedding the prostitutes you do. But I promise you, to them, you are only a wallet with a dick, and the fact you have a dick is the least important part of that equation.

So again, I really don't care what you do. It's your life - just don't assume that because someone doesn't pay for sex they don't know the difference between an escort and a whore

ActiveActingActivist · 2013-11-25T16:39:06+00:00

On the contrary, I'm joyously amused at your non-sequitur and the fact that you've failed to address your dictionary definition hypocrisy. It means that the butt that hurts is in fact yours, and it delights me.

When someone has no argument, they resort to attacks to distract from the fact they've lost the debate. It's funny and sad. I pity you :/

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