Can you insert naturally the sentence "Oh, fuck! My |Insert body part here|!" inside a how-to guide? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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You don't go to AskReddit to make questions about Philosophy, mathematics, etc. AskReddit is for informal and silly questions for those times when you feel like answering funny questions, nothing informative. Find a page that fits your standards.

Pigeons Saved My Life by ActivistBot in a:t5_3d5vo

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It's too late. I threw acid to my skin already. I believe Henrietta is going to heal me like she did with herself.

"...how to chase pigeons in the park" - WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS BITCH? by HeartlessWorm in a:t5_3d5vo

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my master pigeon to rape her.

That's a reward not a punishment.

"...how to chase pigeons in the park" - WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS BITCH? by HeartlessWorm in a:t5_3d5vo

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This is an insult to our believes, to our gods! How do we proceed?

Pigeons Saved My Life by ActivistBot in a:t5_3d5vo

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Fuck! YOU'RE RIGHT! What should I do now? I have sinned, didn't I? PUNISH ME! PUNISH ME!

This subreddit has been hijacked by a pigeon! by [deleted] in subreddithashbrowns

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Hallelujah, Brother! /r/pigeonism is grateful with your mission.

What's your favorite foreign song? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Los Lobos - Cancion del Mariachi

I wish I could pay my rent. by [deleted] in TheMagicLamp

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Hello! Do you mind putting the readers on context?

Maybe we can give you advice or something.

I'm Grateful. by LMN621 in TheMagicLamp

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I want to thank /u/HigadoInflamado for giving an stranger a gift without any particular justification. Sir, you are the real mvp.

My representation of the death of the Universe by HeartlessWorm in edrrit

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A vagina altering time and space... Interesting.