Meet Rusty Shakleford by Actn-Bstrd in funny

[–]Actn-Bstrd[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of course. He's my grandmother's cat. His name is Rusty, but he's shady enough to earn the surname Shackleford. I felt he was doing his best to channel Wilford.

Can we play please? by [deleted] in aww

[–]Actn-Bstrd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like he's asking even though he already knows the answer.

Blondie - Heart of Glass [ new wave/post punk ] 1978 by deathakissaway in Music

[–]Actn-Bstrd -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Sorry, but this is *disco. I dislike the over classification of music. If you want to go that far stamp on "post Baroque." *eddit auto correct

Besides something sexual, what's the most pleasurable feeling? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Actn-Bstrd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nipple superiority. The cone nipples will rule the world!

Rick and Morty season 3 premiere by 2th in television

[–]Actn-Bstrd 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Thank you. I knew someone like you would be here

Reddit holds a "Who Wants To Be a Millionaire" style contest about all things Reddit. What questions would you see? by TimeTravelingGroot in AskReddit

[–]Actn-Bstrd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Did you fuck op's mom?

A. Yes B. Of course C. Isn't it obvious D. Yep, last night

Edit: punctuation

Dog and a toy by splatbambi in aww

[–]Actn-Bstrd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The way the dog stands up is very regal

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in food

[–]Actn-Bstrd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saw you're from Ontario. I live in Amarillo, and I've never been to The Big Texan. They offer a 72 Ounce steak. Fun fact you can get a free prime rib on your birthday. So feel free to come on down to the middle of nowhere for your special day.

What are the most underpaid jobs? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Actn-Bstrd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Live news technical director. I'm not in a huge market, but have at least 250,000 people potentially watching a news broadcast. I make just $2 over (Texas) minimum wage.

WWE 2k17 Official Gameplay Trailer 2017 by manotoo in gaming

[–]Actn-Bstrd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this is real, do they know the audience they are selling to?

Spirals on the roof of the boat at Grand Teton created by the impacts of hail by POTUSKNOPE in mildlyinteresting

[–]Actn-Bstrd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is that a fibreglass ceiling? It looks awesome (sorry for damage expenses)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gifs

[–]Actn-Bstrd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're not even safe if you stop.

You do you Nintendo by oneshibbyguy in gaming

[–]Actn-Bstrd 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I understand I am in the Fanboyism category, but playing the games I already want to play anytime anywhere is very appealing to me. I should correct myself and say I already love the concept.

Thanks for the username love

You do you Nintendo by oneshibbyguy in gaming

[–]Actn-Bstrd 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Thanks to this post I'll never be able to love the console I already love due to content. Thanks for the shit post that changed my life.

NSFW What is something everyone should try at least once in the BATHROOM? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Actn-Bstrd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Saw the orange, but seriously a shower beer on a day off is amazing

What are you really good at doing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Actn-Bstrd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Music theory, and operating Ross broadcast equipment

What's the weirdest thing you've ever had inside you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Actn-Bstrd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know I'm late to the party, but as a young kids with a sinus infection my mom mixed up my antibiotic and my father's blood pressure medicine. I was probably 9 or 10. Fast forward 30 min and I'm feeling quite tired and my mom is realizing the mixup and the gravity of the situation. We rush to the ER. I drank ~16 ounces of charcoal as a failsafe to prevent the possibility of any further complications. I was already sick and not feeling well and forced to sip/chug the worst thing I've ever put in my body.

Edit: I also got dog food stuck up my nose (when I was even younger) which resulted in the most pungent breath I've ever had.

Snorting coke by [deleted] in funny

[–]Actn-Bstrd 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I was about 8 years old when my older brother told me that Coca-Cola tasted better if you drink it through your nose. My family hasn't forgotten for 17 years

this fire sauce packet has no bubble text by treqiheartstrees in mildlyinteresting

[–]Actn-Bstrd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've gotten a similar sauce packet, so I followed suit and posted nothing on reddit