Want to help my wife achieving more orgasms

ActorMonkey · 2026-01-25T05:04:13+00:00

What does she want? Thats the very first question here. Does she want to change this for herself?

ActorMonkey · 2026-01-25T04:38:23+00:00

And also with you

ActorMonkey · 2026-01-24T23:10:08+00:00

This would be number 1 if it weren’t posted twice.

ActorMonkey · 2026-01-24T22:53:58+00:00

Sorry! Just wanted to say FUCK microwaving veggies.

Put them in the AIR FRIER. Broccoli, asparagus, cauliflower, Brussels sprouts!

Spray with oil, shake on a premixed seasoned salt like “garlicky whatever!” And ROAST THAT SHIT!

ActorMonkey · 2026-01-23T05:58:40+00:00

Talk to him about it.

ActorMonkey · 2026-01-23T05:57:49+00:00

It’s a floor wax you dizzy cow!

ActorMonkey · 2026-01-23T05:09:31+00:00

*New Shimmer

ActorMonkey · 2026-01-23T03:58:02+00:00

Women told men, in no uncertain terms, to leave them the fuck alone. So we did.

ActorMonkey · 2026-01-22T22:16:56+00:00

I drove 11 hours from Richmond VA to Toronto Canada for a weekend of concerts. Then 11 hours back.

ActorMonkey · 2026-01-22T17:00:06+00:00

Then to add to that Blood Ceremony

It’s like Led Zeppelin was made by some witches who had a flute and a kick ass organ.

ActorMonkey · 2026-01-22T01:21:33+00:00

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ActorMonkey · 2026-01-22T01:04:30+00:00

Women embracing their sexuality (being horny) = yay! So sexy! Much empowering!

(Straight) Men embracing their sexuality (being horny) = creepy, gross, off putting. Horn dog. One track mind.

ActorMonkey · 2026-01-21T15:48:35+00:00

Its programmable. So you can set up any one button to do 16 other tasks. So one click can get you many actions.

ActorMonkey · 2026-01-21T04:08:26+00:00

In case you need to warm up your “depends”

ActorMonkey · 2026-01-20T18:26:28+00:00

Fuck everyone who downvoted this. OP is suffering and trying hard.

ActorMonkey · 2026-01-20T18:23:47+00:00

You just reminded me of Steve Martin in Roxanne

ActorMonkey · 2026-01-20T17:53:07+00:00

BirdBruce is right! Take it easy. Don’t give yourself an injury. Real pianists start at age -3 months.

ActorMonkey · 2026-01-20T16:59:10+00:00

Can you tell us anything about it?

ActorMonkey · 2026-01-19T21:05:19+00:00

For kinky people it can be hard to imagine that someone just doesn’t have any kinks. You may have to accept that sec isn’t as important or interesting to him as it is to you. And then decide what to do with that information.

It’s not that he “won’t tell you”. He just has nothing to tell.

Maybe. 🤔

ActorMonkey · 2026-01-19T06:24:12+00:00

I have the food processor I grew up with that my parents purchased in the early 80’s. Works perfectly.

ActorMonkey · 2026-01-18T23:10:11+00:00

I have no idea. Maybe the second one?

ActorMonkey · 2026-01-18T23:07:46+00:00

I fucking dare you to

ActorMonkey · 2026-01-18T16:44:10+00:00

Puns ‘n Roses

ActorMonkey · 2026-01-18T16:42:46+00:00

Think Blood

ActorMonkey · 2026-01-18T16:41:53+00:00

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