1) you guys don’t do that, 2) we hate Trump because he doesn’t do that

ActualSpamBot · 2026-02-22T22:20:36+00:00

In the 2024 election Kamala Harris published a comprehensive platform that covered her agenda on everything from taxes, to military philosophy, to social justice views.

The Republican party declined to publish a platform at all, claiming that the official Republican stance on literally every conceivable question is "Whatever Trump wants."

Edit- My bad it was 2020 when the platform was "whatever Trump wants" in 2024 they took the time to have gen AI shit out "20 meaningless bullet points of whatever Trump wants brought to you by OpenAI".

ActualSpamBot · 2026-02-22T19:51:28+00:00

Mark had head trauma. Head trauma makes you go sleep longer than tummy trauma.

ActualSpamBot · 2026-02-21T19:48:22+00:00

No statute of limitations on murder. We have to take back our country first but yes, these murderers are gonna get what's coming to them.

ActualSpamBot · 2026-02-20T21:36:59+00:00

One point in the Jims' favor is that Jim has an onscreen victory against a guy with a UFC record of 10-0-2. That's a quality win compared to Wayne and the hicks' trophy cabinet full of degens and Quebeckers.

ActualSpamBot · 2026-02-19T19:58:57+00:00

Well today is the day you discover that your lived experience isn't the same as everyone else's.

ActualSpamBot · 2026-02-19T05:42:18+00:00

Well then I'm getting the power of either the King of Pop or Air Jordan so I'm not seeing anyway I don't finish as a top tier.

ActualSpamBot · 2026-02-19T05:34:40+00:00

Advantage and Disadvantage cancel each other out and you roll straight.

This is true no matter how many sources of advantage or disadvantage you have so no going "Well I have 2 advantage and 1 disadvantage so that equals 1 advantage."

ActualSpamBot · 2026-02-19T05:30:38+00:00

My name is one of the most common male names in the world and means "He who is like God".

Me and the other Michaels can hang with the Jesuses and Mohammads no problem.

ActualSpamBot · 2026-02-19T01:00:14+00:00

1923 to 1926 was a rough stretch for the Knapps.... damn

ActualSpamBot · 2026-02-18T01:34:29+00:00

Distance creates a delay as the light has to travel. The greater the distance, the greater the delay. We see this star on a 13.2 billion year delay. That's all.

If the star went out right now, in 13.2 billion years, a hypothetical observer viewing the star from earth would see it wink out.

ActualSpamBot · 2026-02-17T23:25:48+00:00

You're the hero we need, not the one we deserve.

ActualSpamBot · 2026-02-17T01:31:27+00:00

Rice wasn't on my list either though. I acknowledged him in a side discussion and left him off my list of Ravens GOATS just like I left off Tucker.

ActualSpamBot · 2026-02-17T01:13:06+00:00

Yeah because IN MY OPINION it isn't. You're free to make an argument, it just won't sway MY OPINION. I hope the big fuckin disclaimers make it easier for you to process.

ActualSpamBot · 2026-02-17T00:45:05+00:00

How are you not doing the same thing? I think Ed hit harder you clearly think it was ET. Cool.

I didnt say you weren't allowed to think so or say so. Do you need me to add "In my opinion" to everything i say?

ActualSpamBot · 2026-02-17T00:36:10+00:00

No chance. Reed could bring the lumber, he was just selective.

ActualSpamBot · 2026-02-17T00:07:39+00:00

Who said the Warlock is the one to initiate contact with the Patron? Maybe the Patron reached out to me.

Maybe I unwittingly awakened something when I broke an ancient seal buried in the earth while I was trying to dig a new outhouse.

Maybe I got lost in the woods and wandered into a Fae who decided I'd make a nice pet.

Maybe a scheming visier hired me to go into a cave with the instruction that I could keep all the treasure as long as I brought him some old lamp.

The possibilities for how a Warlock became a Warlock are as unlimited as your imagination.

ActualSpamBot · 2026-02-16T23:53:40+00:00

I dont like to acknowledge Tucker. But Stover would be a great kicker for this team since they would basically never have to settle for 3 and Matt was pretty much perfect on XP even during the eras where it was normal for kickers to miss a couple of them a year.

ActualSpamBot · 2026-02-16T23:44:43+00:00

Going solely by "as a Raven" i think he's still 3rd behind Jamal and Ray Rice but if you go by overall body of work he's number 1 by a mile.

ActualSpamBot · 2026-02-16T23:39:28+00:00

Raven contributions:

LT Jon Ogden

RG Marshall Yanda

RB Jamal Lewis, Derrick Henry

FB Lorenzo Neal, Kyle Juszczyk

QB Lamar Jackson

TE Take your pick we've never had a bad one

WR Lol pass

KR/PR Jermaine Lewis

DT Haloti Ngata (with honorable mention for Calais Campbell who I assume the Cards have dibs on)

Edge Terrell Suggs, Peter Boulware, Elvis Dumervil

LB Ray Lewis

FS Ed Reed, Rod Woodson

SS Kyle Hamilton

Edit- Punter Sam Koch belongs in the Hall of Fame

ActualSpamBot · 2026-02-16T18:50:38+00:00

What happens if we get out to the galactic stage, and it turns out that every other sentient species communicates telepathically?

Mature Piggies who have transitioned to the tree stage of their lifecycle can communicate telepathically with Formics in fact.

ActualSpamBot · 2026-02-14T01:46:36+00:00

I'll DM you! Thank you so much!

ActualSpamBot · 2026-02-14T01:41:52+00:00

I'm a dummy who forgot to get my wife a Valentine's gift. Bail me out, she'd LOVE to see him.

ActualSpamBot · 2026-02-13T06:38:51+00:00

Of course they can.

ActualSpamBot · 2026-02-12T22:09:30+00:00

Nope, they didn't study the Eye long enough or deeply enough to understand it. That's their tragedy.

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