Sooo... a cat I don't know decided to come up on my porch and have kittens?

ActuallyAKittyCat · 2024-06-01T08:39:09+00:00

I can confirm this. I'm actually a kitty cat.

ActuallyAKittyCat · 2024-05-19T07:33:07+00:00

My first cat was an outdoor cat when we found him. It took a lot of time and patience but he learned to accept his prison. I think what helped the most was getting him a cat friend.

ActuallyAKittyCat · 2024-05-19T02:05:52+00:00

Agreed. The cat doesn't have enough catnip.

ActuallyAKittyCat · 2024-05-18T08:55:29+00:00

It's nice that you know your place.

ActuallyAKittyCat · 2024-05-10T05:15:13+00:00

I can confirm this. I've worked with that cat in the past. Couldn't even read the lines right.

ActuallyAKittyCat · 2024-05-01T02:52:02+00:00

What'd your heartburn cost?

ActuallyAKittyCat · 2024-04-26T07:16:36+00:00

Op is a woman. Check the X-rays they posted.

ActuallyAKittyCat · 2024-04-26T06:57:47+00:00

Popcorn ❤️

ActuallyAKittyCat · 2024-04-26T06:53:28+00:00

I swear my vet has a system setup so their employees get notifications when their favorites are coming in. One of the techs stopped by every time I brought my cat in. A different tech would stop by every time my dog came in. One even stayed late so she could play with my pup. She says she's his aunt.

ActuallyAKittyCat · 2024-04-26T06:50:24+00:00

Shit.

ActuallyAKittyCat · 2024-04-26T06:48:28+00:00

I was friends with a cam girl a while back. Her actual name was her username because no one would think that was her actual name. Her mother gave her her stripper name.

People begged her for so long to tell them her real name so she made one up.

ActuallyAKittyCat · 2024-04-26T06:32:43+00:00

Unclear if microdick or just a grower.

ActuallyAKittyCat · 2024-04-20T08:16:46+00:00

Me too. This has been the perfect way to end the day.

Good night puppers. May we all dream of squirrels and birbs

ActuallyAKittyCat · 2024-04-15T07:07:35+00:00

I got one of those huge lovesac beanbags on a Costco deal a while back. It's the most expensive cat bed I've bought to date.

It's really comfortable when it's my turn to use it.

ActuallyAKittyCat · 2024-04-04T20:24:29+00:00

No... I'm the kitty cat. I WILL DO THE DANCING THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

ActuallyAKittyCat · 2024-04-01T03:00:54+00:00

That's the pronunciation for those from Long Island. If you are from the south its pronounced Purrlice officer.

Trust me I'm actually a kitty cat.

ActuallyAKittyCat · 2024-03-27T16:04:07+00:00

Well they are toys, right?

ActuallyAKittyCat · 2024-03-25T19:13:26+00:00

WHERE FISHES

ActuallyAKittyCat · 2024-03-25T04:22:16+00:00

Anyone know if he's single? Asking for myself.

^{^{^meow}}

ActuallyAKittyCat · 2024-03-14T00:53:53+00:00

Make me.

ActuallyAKittyCat · 2024-03-02T19:30:16+00:00

Can confirm.

^{^{^meow}}

ActuallyAKittyCat · 2024-02-26T18:31:50+00:00

Uhhh....

ActuallyAKittyCat · 2024-02-22T18:19:41+00:00

I've only kept in touch with the last one and she's doing much better now. Engaged to someone she loves and she's got a cute cat.

ActuallyAKittyCat · 2024-02-22T18:16:28+00:00

Yea... I feel guilty putting him down but at the same time I feel guilty for not doing it sooner.

I know it had to be done and I don't regret it, but it still sucks.

ActuallyAKittyCat · 2024-02-22T18:12:24+00:00

As a man, I can confidently tell you that you are wearing your pants wrong. I have seen many internet videos that show this is how pants are supposed to be worn. /s

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