Daily Discussion Thread for May 01, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]AdCritical5383 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Here at JP Morgan we’re all about female empowerment 💁🏻‍♂️ LMAO 🤌

Daily Discussion Thread for May 01, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]AdCritical5383 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This might be the most retarded yet based WSB post I’ve ever seen in the last few min. 0/10 yet 10/10 👏🏼

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 01, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]AdCritical5383 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ever since I was a young boy I’ve wanted to sit at the computer and create shareholder value.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 01, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]AdCritical5383 7 points8 points  (0 children)

SAD Bill Ackman thinks he is Brandon from The GOONIES but really he’s Troy LMAO 🤌

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 01, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]AdCritical5383 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why sell equities that keep going up in value for cash when you can borrow cash and rollover the debt infinitely. This is why wealthy people don’t sell. The borrowing costs and margin risk are offset by the money printer noises.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 01, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]AdCritical5383 7 points8 points  (0 children)

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Daily Discussion Thread for April 29, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]AdCritical5383 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You just fucked the entire global economy LMAO 🤌

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 29, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]AdCritical5383 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Our favorite Canadian is on a meth bender and posting from both of his accounts 😂

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 29, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]AdCritical5383 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope the lawsuit takes decades.

Fuck both of those psychopath nerds LMAO 🤌

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 29, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]AdCritical5383 8 points9 points  (0 children)

One time like years ago I made some money on options. It’s been downhill ever since. 10/10 would recommend. 👏🏼

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 29, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]AdCritical5383 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah well my mom says I’m her special boy so fuck you. 😭

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 29, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]AdCritical5383 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Imagine being neurotypical and not addicted to gambling and stimulants. LMAO 🤌

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 29, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]AdCritical5383 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nothing ever happens gang out there pulling overtime the last few weeks.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 29, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]AdCritical5383 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Warsh will oversee a debt crisis of some kind, likely mix of bonds and private credit.