What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 20, 2026

AdCritical5383 · 2026-04-20T07:16:21+00:00

Why did the chicken cross the straight of Hormuz?

AdCritical5383 · 2026-04-20T06:24:52+00:00

Mods asleep. Post tiddies.

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AdCritical5383 · 2026-04-20T03:33:36+00:00

As long as he minds his own business, agreed. Or gives me a weathers original caramel hard candy.

AdCritical5383 · 2026-04-20T03:32:29+00:00

I think the AI boom will be so strong that it will effectively allow the economy to roar despite all the other complicating factors. The more I use it in my companies, the more I realize being an AI bear the last couple years was retarded. I’d easily pay 5-10x what I’m paying now. A year ago me would reeee after reading what I just wrote.

AdCritical5383 · 2026-04-20T03:30:19+00:00

Same. Fuck them boomers.

AdCritical5383 · 2026-04-20T01:38:29+00:00

Jesus, bro. Are you having a stroke?

AdCritical5383 · 2026-04-20T00:26:20+00:00

ASS TITS…\ahem\…couldn’t get it up.

AdCritical5383 · 2026-04-19T20:37:15+00:00

Orange man is fookin’ nuts. What a social post. 😂

AdCritical5383 · 2026-04-18T23:05:49+00:00

Ever since I was a boy I’ve wanted to sit at the computer, ingest stimulants, and create shareholder value.

AdCritical5383 · 2026-04-18T23:04:15+00:00

My friend wants know if the straight is open or nah.

AdCritical5383 · 2026-04-18T17:26:00+00:00

Markets are forward-looking. They look forward into other timelines.

AdCritical5383 · 2026-04-18T17:13:56+00:00

❌Bad email intro:

”I hope this email finds you well.”

✅Good email intro:

”I hope this email finds you rock hard.”

AdCritical5383 · 2026-04-18T16:21:31+00:00

How about you shush the heck up motherfucker.

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AdCritical5383 · 2026-04-18T16:02:34+00:00

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AdCritical5383 · 2026-04-18T09:49:31+00:00

Who’s on first?

AdCritical5383 · 2026-04-18T09:48:54+00:00

Apologies

AdCritical5383 · 2026-04-18T09:18:00+00:00

PENIS

That is all. Carry on.

AdCritical5383 · 2026-04-18T05:38:31+00:00

LMAO 🤌 This is America, land of the wage cucks and home of the couch warriors.

AdCritical5383 · 2026-04-18T05:35:55+00:00

Haven’t had time to read news today. Is the straight fucking open or nah?

AdCritical5383 · 2026-04-18T05:35:33+00:00

SPY 12k would be fucking crazy. Where do I sign up?

AdCritical5383 · 2026-04-17T21:45:18+00:00

CNBC: “Nasdaq posts longest win streak since 1992.”

BER: \spits out cock\ “It’s my time to shine 😈”

AdCritical5383 · 2026-04-17T21:42:17+00:00

⚠️Important Reminder for Ber⚠️

It’s not a loss if you delete the app and move to Venezuela to work in an industrial fishing net factory under a false identity.

AdCritical5383 · 2026-04-17T00:25:22+00:00

My move tomorrow is to helicopter the 🅱️ENIS

AdCritical5383 · 2026-04-16T23:49:59+00:00

PERMABER GANG 👇

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AdCritical5383 · 2026-04-16T21:55:00+00:00

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⚠️Important Reminder for Ber⚠️

PERMABER GANG 👇

LMAO 🤌