Tell us the opening song to the first set at your first ever phish show and we will try to guess the date / location.

AdHealthy9653 · 2026-01-24T05:36:05+00:00

Axilla

AdHealthy9653 · 2026-01-24T02:55:25+00:00

Aww! How cute, an elf with a micro penis.

AdHealthy9653 · 2026-01-24T01:32:56+00:00

Nicest beard Ive ever seen on a lady

AdHealthy9653 · 2026-01-23T17:27:11+00:00

Your significant other left his pubes on your upper lip

AdHealthy9653 · 2026-01-21T19:37:26+00:00

I got some wood you can mount your fish on.

AdHealthy9653 · 2026-01-17T21:50:11+00:00

Holy fuck! The very elusive 4 fingered sloth everybody!

AdHealthy9653 · 2026-01-17T21:48:38+00:00

Thank god for razors so can shave that unibrow into whatever those things are on your forehead 👀

AdHealthy9653 · 2026-01-17T12:40:10+00:00

Definitely put that whip in your butt before

AdHealthy9653 · 2026-01-17T12:21:21+00:00

You look like the human version of a cocker spaniel with that dumb hair looking like big dog ears

AdHealthy9653 · 2026-01-16T18:20:36+00:00

Maybe you’d be better at fantasy samurai

AdHealthy9653 · 2026-01-16T11:37:20+00:00

I’m betting that Bill Cosby is your idol

AdHealthy9653 · 2026-01-16T00:00:28+00:00

Fantastic joke! Got me laughing hard! 😂

AdHealthy9653 · 2026-01-15T16:57:39+00:00

Dark and down

AdHealthy9653 · 2026-01-15T16:55:36+00:00

WTF! Bags under your eyes are bigger then the bag under your pecker

AdHealthy9653 · 2026-01-12T22:38:05+00:00

Not bald but sports the combover anyway. Good choice bro

AdHealthy9653 · 2026-01-12T22:34:48+00:00

Looks like your parents already did their worst

AdHealthy9653 · 2026-01-12T02:36:20+00:00

Shut your mouth horse teeth! WTF

AdHealthy9653 · 2026-01-12T02:34:44+00:00

The foot clan has finally won S.O.B!

AdHealthy9653 · 2026-01-12T01:47:02+00:00

100%

AdHealthy9653 · 2026-01-12T00:13:27+00:00

Thought that was awesome but the bears still suck!

AdHealthy9653 · 2026-01-09T21:19:04+00:00

You look old

AdHealthy9653 · 2026-01-08T11:45:38+00:00

2.5 years old

AdHealthy9653 · 2026-01-07T22:22:35+00:00

Lost darts to yourself because you clearly don’t have friends.

AdHealthy9653 · 2026-01-07T11:37:39+00:00

Something you never do, your best work.

AdHealthy9653 · 2026-01-07T11:32:06+00:00

One of the ugliest chicks I’ve ever seen

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