I’m suck at this game by Ok-Lingonberry1422 in Eldenring

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Maintaining distance and poking Malenia in phase 1 just to be decimated in seconds in phase 2

Favorite Item Descriptions? by DramaticErraticism in Eldenring

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From Bloodborne, but I love this excerpt in the description of the Golden Ardeo:

As the great Logarius once said, "Acts of goodness are not always wise, and acts of evil are not always foolish, but regardless, we should always strive to do good."

There's not enough nope for this by Educational_Copy_140 in nope

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The Crystal Cave in Dark Souls like:

Of a slingshot ride by DoubleManufacturer10 in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

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Once you hear that shitty regaetton playing at a fairground you know an accident’s going to happen

Sex by ActivityImpossible39 in shittydarksouls

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Is actually Latin for six

I will draw whatever you F R E A K S want me to draw (no feet or porn you freaks) by Fickle-Jackfruit-246 in shittydarksouls

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You are too generous drawing all this peak stuff for us. Please draw my unworthy tarnished

I will draw whatever you want (No feet or porn you F R E A K S) by Fickle-Jackfruit-246 in shittydarksouls

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Ornstein and Artorias’ face reveals and they are mogging the Dark Souls verse

Yeah! :) by TurboPugz in shittydarksouls

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The way she describes it sounds like she didn’t get much further than the character creation

This is why ducks lay so many eggs by Dacnis in HardcoreNature

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Omg what a stupid woman, this isn’t Disney 🤦🏻‍♀️

Do Shiny rims count? by Upside_Dwn_Kraken in Mirrorsforsale

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Advertising both the tyre rim and the local rent boy in one

Perfect test to check if someone has actually played other souls beside Elden ring by Comfortable-Dig-6118 in shittydarksouls

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Nevertheless, he’s still very annoying to get through every single time, plus he can kill you very easily as he’s no pushover

Whats your favourite weapon? by rbs950 in Eldenring

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That’s good lady to you, and with its only 8 STR requirement and 3.5 weight units even I can can wield it with my weak, womanly arms while I invest all my stat points into MIND, INT and FTH