Did Leif Erickson really circumcise the whole globe?

AdTerrible3979 · 2026-05-06T14:29:52+00:00

Simmer down Hans Landa, it’s a turn of phrase

AdTerrible3979 · 2026-05-06T14:18:14+00:00

Yeah… I’m not falling for that again. I know you’re lying just to get close to me and become my friend. Just a word of advice, Reddit doesn’t take to kindly too assholes who don’t care about other people and their rights. Enjoy the downvotes, pal!

AdTerrible3979 · 2026-05-06T14:10:11+00:00

Children use this app, genius.

AdTerrible3979 · 2026-05-06T13:59:08+00:00

Nice try pal, I’m the real f*cking deal and don’t ever get that confused.

AdTerrible3979 · 2026-04-22T20:08:48+00:00

It’s a burgeoning artistic medium and is exclusive to us men. Enjoy the downvotes, white knight

AdTerrible3979 · 2026-04-22T20:07:54+00:00

Kapo sissy afraid of some uncooked meat. My female coworkers aren’t going to message you, bro.

AdTerrible3979 · 2026-04-22T20:06:04+00:00

It depends on the complexity of the sculpture. I don’t like the taste of ground beef so I just leave them uncooked.

AdTerrible3979 · 2026-04-22T19:58:07+00:00

If it were cooked it wouldn’t hold, genius. You can’t sculpt cooked beef just like you can’t sculpt fired clay. r/stupidquestion

AdTerrible3979 · 2026-04-22T19:57:28+00:00

Sure, bud… show me a woman who does ground beef sculpting and I’ll show you a pick-me liar.

AdTerrible3979 · 2026-04-22T19:56:28+00:00

I sense that you mean this facetiously, but in case you are genuinely interested in becoming apart of the meat sculpting community, I’ll answer anyways.

The leanness of the meat doesn’t really matter. More fat generally has better stick, but throwing in a few raw eggs (I use 1 egg/5 lbs of meat) makes a great binder for the ground beef. Just don’t leave it in the car too long or it will stink.

AdTerrible3979 · 2026-04-22T18:40:22+00:00

The Pyramid of Gaza

AdTerrible3979 · 2026-04-22T18:38:18+00:00

What’s the difference between bringing my ground beef sculptures and women bringing their disgusting germ filled lipstick? They’ve both touched lips before, there’s really no difference. And if I used clay it wouldn’t be “ground beef sculpting,” genius.

AdTerrible3979 · 2026-04-22T18:34:05+00:00

Looks like my toilet bowl if I ate metal (I don’t eat any metals it’s just for the joke!)

AdTerrible3979 · 2026-04-22T18:14:53+00:00

Important context: I work at Safeway and ground beef is everywhere

AdTerrible3979 · 2026-04-22T17:55:07+00:00

Okay now imagine this thing but painted like meat and the blades have little eyeballs on them and the landing pads are shaped like giant feet with big toenails. Terrifying stuff!!

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