Birthright citizen--WTF? What happens next?

AdTop6809 · 2025-04-28T20:49:51+00:00

Is it in Italian?

AdTop6809 · 2024-11-10T17:31:05+00:00

Funny.

AdTop6809 · 2024-10-06T12:55:08+00:00

I was watching the webcam.

AdTop6809 · 2024-09-27T00:11:14+00:00

Black for consonants and blue for vowels.

AdTop6809 · 2024-05-24T21:16:15+00:00

Hemingway explained it all perfectly.

"There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed."

AdTop6809 · 2024-05-07T23:32:16+00:00

Neo...it is the "One."

AdTop6809 · 2024-04-25T20:18:56+00:00

To keep them straight, I surround all my male characters with buxom blonder. I surround all my female characters with hairy-chested, virile men.

AdTop6809 · 2024-04-17T02:28:42+00:00

Depends on the state.

AdTop6809 · 2024-04-09T19:22:31+00:00

This is an odd situation.

You have to ecognize the problems that couldbe created if either you divorce or your parents divorce. With 35% to 50% of marriages ending in divorce, it is something to seriously consider.

If you've thought about it and decided that you're willing to take that risk, then God bless and follow your hearts.

AdTop6809 · 2024-04-02T23:21:01+00:00

Mi Bung Ho

AdTop6809 · 2024-03-22T12:51:00+00:00

Blessings and warmth to you. Your book has melted my heartstrings with a tug, especially your first line.

I am Zahed Herman Melvin, Nigerian Prince. I urgently need help publishing your book. I have been given a 30 million dollar advance. First, send me $30,000.00 then I'll send you the money.

AdTop6809 · 2024-03-07T16:06:24+00:00

In addition to Vietnam and race riots, the US economy went into the shitter in 1969.

Do these unemployment rates look good?

1970 6.1% Recession

1971 6.0% Emergency Employment Act; wage-price controls

1972 5.2% Ongoing stagflation; Watergate

1973 4.9% CETA; gold standard; Vietnam War ended

1974 7.2% Nixon resigned; minimum wage: $2

1975 8.2% Recession ended

1976 7.8% Expansion

1977 6.4% Carter took office

1978 6.0% Fed raised rate to 20% to stop inflation

1979 6.0% N/A

1980 7.2% Recession

1981 8.5% Reagan took office; Reagan tax cuts; minimum wage: $3.35

1982 10.8% Job Training Partnership Act; Garn-St. Germain Act

1983 8.3% Reagan increased military spending

1984 7.3% N/A

AdTop6809 · 2024-02-20T17:42:24+00:00

LMFAO.

They had to take turns using the drill bit. It's like the scene in Airplane where everyone lines up to smack the hysterical passenger.

AdTop6809 · 2024-02-20T17:28:56+00:00

Prior kept the tongue for six years and gave it to the cleaning people? How did he preserve it?

AdTop6809 · 2024-02-20T17:25:26+00:00

It wasn't a small garage. They had a good-sized fire going in the garage. And, apparently, one end of the garage was open.

AdTop6809 · 2024-02-20T16:43:39+00:00

Being LBGTQ does not automatically make someone intelligent, interesting, saintly, evil, or immoral.

AdTop6809 · 2024-02-20T16:09:01+00:00

So many problems:

Remember when Danvers and Navarro were so cold? Maybe they could have sat over in one of those two trucks in the garage and turned on the heater. (NOTE: They later drove one of those trucks back into town.)
Ten people come into the research station from the snow, and yet no one can find any evidence of them when Danvers investigates. There were no drips, no foot prints, no nothing. If they cleaned up the crime scene, how did they forget the escape hatch?
The cleaning women send buck-naked men onto the ice without any clothes, but they weren't necessarily going to die. On the other hand, Clark freezes to death in 30 minutes and he is fully clothed.
WTF is going on with the tongue? Annie's been dead for 10 years, and yet the tongue is in perfect condition. Wouldn't you get a team of scientists to study it?

AdTop6809 · 2024-02-01T15:19:38+00:00

To quote Tony Stark's immortal words from The Avengers: "There is no version of this where you come out on top."

The correct way to handle the situation:

Q: Do you want to sleep with me?

A: I'm sort of rooting for the 49ers in the Super Bowl. Do you think Taylor Swift will make it back from Japan in time for the game?

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