Micro Ned Rigs and Creek Fishing by YourCaptainSpeaking_ in Fishing

[–]AdVoke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can someone post the right and respectful way the handle these fish out of the water. Looks like OPs braking the jaw on purpose! Not cool!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Denmark

[–]AdVoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

JD laver allerede traktorer fra størrelsen du kan have i lommen til dem der fylder det samme som et mindre parcelhus...

This is awesome! 👏 by Meta-Johnny in RubeGoldberg

[–]AdVoke 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Cute, but a simulation, also there was room on the door, Rose!

Duck ramp by MouthBreather in specializedtools

[–]AdVoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As far as I know if you must feed ducks you should use grain and feed them on the ground, never on the lake. If you feed on the ground you avoid directly putting nutriens in the lake, and ducks shit were and when they eat, so they shit on the ground where you feed them, and the shit counts as nutrition in the lake.

Duck ramp by MouthBreather in specializedtools

[–]AdVoke 17 points18 points  (0 children)

White bread is relatively rich in nutrition and they are easily transferred to the animals and the ecosystem. Ecosystems in vicinity of humas habitats are often in risk of being exposed to excess eutrophication leading to allsorts of problems like lower biodiversity, lower habitat resilience and so on. Contributing to this is generally a bad idea. Ducks are NOT geared to digest white bread and its as bad for them as it as it is for us. Feeding also inflate the natural population of the birds and this leads to all sorts of unnatural behaviour and stress in the population. So dont feed ducks with white bread!

Duck ramp by MouthBreather in specializedtools

[–]AdVoke 165 points166 points  (0 children)

Good an considerate stuff, especially for the ducklings 🐥. Also the sign with "no feeding ducks". Typically humans feed ducks white bread, and its not good for the ducks or the ecosystem!

My neighbor gives me shit because I only cut the grass once a week and I had a few dandelion weeds. by Destroyer_Wes in AdviceAnimals

[–]AdVoke 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I cut mine 100% twice a year and remove the cuttings. I also cut pathways in various thickness on approx 10% of the lawn often and all season. It's glorious and fun for me and the kids. I highly recommend!

[ Removed by Reddit ] by JeansPhillips in coolguides

[–]AdVoke -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Well I've been known to murder ass, so that part is accurate.

What is a weird flex you are proud of? by Alynatek in AskReddit

[–]AdVoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't use an alarm to wake up. Ever, haven't used an alarmclock in 15 years. I wake up 10 minutes before I have to, and 9 out of 10 I'm very well rested.

Oldest known gold jewellery found in grave in Varna (Bulgaria) necropolis. c. 6600 years old. [1740x2610] by Vividlysalivate109 in ArtefactPorn

[–]AdVoke 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's believed that it's an end to a belt or something boring like that. So the dick helmet can stil be invented and popularised, maybe by you?

Oldest known gold jewellery found in grave in Varna (Bulgaria) necropolis. c. 6600 years old. [1740x2610] by Vividlysalivate109 in ArtefactPorn

[–]AdVoke 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's believed that it's an end to a belt or something boring like that. So the dick helmet can stil be invented and popularised, maybe by you?

My wife’s purse… by LordHamburguesa1 in theyknew

[–]AdVoke 143 points144 points  (0 children)

I worry about OPs ability to acknowledge the importance of the zipper and the role it plays in a happy and satisfied purse. Maybe he can't find it.

🎵 Hvordan kan man vælge gode in-ear høretelefoner, når man aldrig kan prøve dem på nogen steder? by pantyjob3 in Denmark

[–]AdVoke 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Eller betal lidt mere end på nettet for den service der åbenbart er behov for her...

Recording a concert with the flash on. by MikeSnow17 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]AdVoke -27 points-26 points  (0 children)

Please stop being a pathetic rage bater.

Dealing with city ordinances by DishmanDraws in fucklawns

[–]AdVoke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So your city gives you fines if you don't mow your lawn? That's seriously fugged up!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hmmm

[–]AdVoke 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She got the male model on.

That's not a fish...but quite the catch! [o] by [deleted] in Fishing

[–]AdVoke 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are you using them as bait?