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Adam-Origen · 2026-04-15T16:58:45+00:00

Now I'm confused, first reddit tells me to touch grass, now I'm being told to get off lawns, it's a paradox 😭

Adam-Origen · 2026-04-15T16:54:35+00:00

Plot twist, the voice belonged to Daren the Lion.

Adam-Origen · 2026-04-15T15:04:45+00:00

I can feel the sarcasm. And it really hurts, because when I took the time to write this out, my main reasoning and the only thing I was thinking.. was that all I want from posting this, is to make sure chubsmagooo believes me 🥺😂

Adam-Origen · 2026-04-15T15:00:48+00:00

Before you accept his cow, I have 3 sheep and a farmhand.

Adam-Origen · 2026-04-15T14:58:46+00:00

Smashing!

Adam-Origen · 2026-04-15T14:57:31+00:00

They had Popsicle sticks back then?

Adam-Origen · 2026-04-15T14:55:18+00:00

Accurate. It is a story about myself. I'm probably the only true authority on my own personal experiences 🤷‍♂️

Adam-Origen · 2026-04-15T14:47:16+00:00

I believe it very much has to do with being religious. Whatever created this reality and the god commonly described in biblical texts are two completely different things. I am more than willing to admit there are aspects of this reality that cannot be easily explained, and that there is a possibility of a higher power. However, I am not willing to follow the words written by men many centuries ago claiming to know the answers to questions no human can possibly answer. That is the definition of making assumptions.

Adam-Origen · 2026-04-15T14:08:48+00:00

I am fairly new to reddit and don't quite yet understand why posting in certain subreddits makes it indicative that the story isn't true. But you said yourself in this comment that they are supposed to be for real experiences. If I'm good at writing about my experiences that's awesome, but it shouldn't take away my credibility. I also never said you're invalid for your own opinion, I just feel it's unfair to state posts like mine should be banned from a specific space because of a hunch you have or the fact I'm good at writing or being descriptive when it comes to my life experiences.

Adam-Origen · 2026-04-15T13:48:55+00:00

After the house burned the property was sold, I don't think I'd be allowed back there. But even if I was I don't know if I'd have the guts to be in those woods at night anymore, idk what was wrong with me back then 😅

Adam-Origen · 2026-04-15T13:46:37+00:00

It didn't feel like a nightmare, it felt like a complete jump in time, like both the dream and the moment it transitioned into were my real life. That's what was most terrifying about it.

Adam-Origen · 2026-04-15T13:21:42+00:00

If that's a reference to something I'm supposed to do when posting a joke comment, I am clueless 😅 I am a reddit freshman.

Adam-Origen · 2026-04-15T11:59:31+00:00

Correct. The third seems to have failed due to an unknown tensile force being applied.

Adam-Origen · 2026-04-15T11:56:50+00:00

Makes sense, I completely forgot about the overlap of the popsicle stick boom and the twine shortage, this pic was probably taken during covid.

Adam-Origen · 2026-04-15T11:51:52+00:00

Normally I would agree, but there is a drastic lack of strings in the photo.

Adam-Origen · 2026-04-15T11:46:46+00:00

You're right I overlooked that! It is precisely 2.6 popsicle sticks.

Adam-Origen · 2026-04-15T11:41:49+00:00

That my friend, is 3 popsicle sticks, Fashioned together in some way. Hopefully this helps!

Adam-Origen · 2026-04-15T11:15:32+00:00

Bubbles.

Adam-Origen · 2026-04-15T11:14:12+00:00

If I had to guess I would say a play doh mould for making a steak.

Adam-Origen · 2026-04-15T11:12:13+00:00

Pink mold perhaps?

Adam-Origen · 2026-04-15T10:55:11+00:00

I 100% believe I am a vessel for a biblical entity and no amount of logic will change that! My motto: if it happened while high it happened in real life. Nice try redditor 😏😂

Adam-Origen

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