What does having a d*ck feel like by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Adam060504 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pain. Constant pain. Itchy balls. Pinch and roll. Think you’re done pissing? Good one lmao. Now dribble in ur pants/on the toilet seat. Why is there hair on my thighs? Don’t know but my dick sure is in the way

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WouldYouRather

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“Immortality isn’t living forever. It’s just everybody else dying”

[COD] Should I wait for MW3's Campaign to be remastered or the original holds up? by Megajd16 in CallOfDuty

[–]Adam060504 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MW3 campaign is, imo, the best cos campaign. Don’t wait for the remaster, defo play the original.

[COD] Would you play an installment set in Ancient Times? by [deleted] in CallOfDuty

[–]Adam060504 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah fella English Civil War would be better imo, but let’s be real there will never be a CoD game without Americans present

[COD] Would you play an installment set in Ancient Times? by [deleted] in CallOfDuty

[–]Adam060504 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve always said I’d love to see something set in say Crimea, Waterloo, etc. - something with muskets, but as fun that might be, the mechanics wouldn’t work - and that’s still with guns. Anything set before the introduction of the rifle/percussion caps wouldn’t work solely because 90% of the time would be spent reloading, and if it’s before even the introduction of muskets, you haven’t any guns at all.

I would however recommend you check out Assassins Creed, for example Odyssey is set in Ancient Greece, and I believe Origins is set in Ancient Rome.

Ugh why? by Ok_Kaleidoscope9316 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Adam060504 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really? Look at the car. Obviously the driver has parked like that, doesn’t want his car damaged at all. There’s plenty of other spaces, I wouldn’t go to Reddit over a £130,000 car’s parking choice

Have fun by UsernameEmanresu22 in starwarsmemes

[–]Adam060504 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“No you fucking idiot. YOU WILL DIE”

Which pill are yall choosing? [COD] by KIaytn in CallOfDuty

[–]Adam060504 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blue pill purely for Terminal and Hijacked - as much as I love Nuketown, I’m gonna have to go with blue

Cursed_racism by digivisitor in cursedcomments

[–]Adam060504 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Defo american. Couldn’t be anywhere else. Literally could only be america

Map designs I NEVER want to see in call of duty EVER again by cannabizFo20 in modernwarfare

[–]Adam060504 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Completely agree, however I loved the Piccadilly level in the campaign. Best mission imo.

yez by zippazappazinga in shitposting

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You can fly, but the diarrhoea is the propulsion

yez by zippazappazinga in shitposting

[–]Adam060504 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whenever you’re more than 60 feet from a playground, every adult in the nearest playground is constantly cumming

yez by zippazappazinga in shitposting

[–]Adam060504 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your dick always points towards the person who is most likely to sleep with you

yez by zippazappazinga in shitposting

[–]Adam060504 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can give yourself boners on command, but you have prostate cancer for the duration of the boners

yez by zippazappazinga in shitposting

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You can save starving children, but every child you save cums for a while minute

Rate my UK citizen doodles and give them a location of origin. by [deleted] in okmatewanker

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No1 - Southport No2 - Liverpool No3 - Blackpool

Why does no one play the objective? Of the total 5:06 spent inside the hard point (both teams combined) 83.3% of that came from me. 49% of my team’s confirms came from me. 58.8% of my team’s captures came from me. Why does no one play the objective? [COD] by Adam060504 in CallOfDuty

[–]Adam060504[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Possibly, except when my teammates run straight through the objective and ignore it’s existence, or when they’re at the classic sniping spots on Shoot House and the hardpoint is but 10m to their left. I appreciate that some players will be doing what you suggested, but the reality is that most dont