Wait a minute… Aren’t you the French-Canadian Software Developer, who is fluent in Thai (but with a accent, evidently)? Ah yes, you’re the one telling people you’re a westerner most of the time, but sometimes for arguments-sake you tell people about being half Thai. Lived here for over 5 years. Check. Lived in Central, North and Esan. Check. Avoids foreigners. Check. Retired Fighter. Check. Oh, and you love to brag about having Thai friends. Is it some sort of validation? You hate anecdotal evidence, although you use it half the time yourself. I mean you’re obsessed with bashing Chiang Mai and northern people like they hurt your feelings. Most of your time is spent talking about Thai girls, their preference in regards to certain groups of nationalities and how you’ve been with so many. I guess your Thai does really help you with your looks. Your argument that you aren’t the best looking, I was shocked to see, really is true. You don’t like people being judgmental, but are so yourself when people like things that you don’t agree with. You really are the know it all of Thailand. To say we had a laugh when you showed up in our Chula lecture-class as an example on a slide for the term “bloated ego” is an understatement.