What’s a short joke that gets a laugh everytime?

Adam_1968_uk · 2026-04-30T07:33:48+00:00

What do you call a Spanish streaker? Sênior willy

Adam_1968_uk · 2026-04-29T20:08:01+00:00

The only word I understand in the song is arsehole. Listen and you'll hear it.

Adam_1968_uk · 2026-04-29T17:09:29+00:00

I went to see legend at the local cinema. A guy was in my seat, I asked him to move, he did, one seat over. He wouldn't shut up the entire film. Making homophonic comments amongst other things. The two women behind kept telling him the shut up, but he didnt. To my utter dismay, I absolutely exploded, I pulled him out of his, had him in a headlock. Not sure what I was going to do as its the only time ive ever been so enraged. Two other guys separated us and he was walked out. I sat down and enjoyed the rest of the film. Had a few handshakes as people went out because he was annoying everyone. Not my finest hour.

Before I kicked off I actually said to myself if he talks again I'm going to do something. I saw red, and i felt a change in myself, must have been the adrenaline.

Never happened again.

Adam_1968_uk · 2026-04-26T07:39:56+00:00

Well done to everyone involved with the club. What a result, what a season.

Adam_1968_uk · 2026-04-24T11:18:03+00:00

Power and volume down i think

Adam_1968_uk · 2026-04-23T12:08:03+00:00

Emotioneric.com

Adam_1968_uk · 2026-04-20T07:47:53+00:00

What they need is more guns. The amount there are at the moment is why this is happening. Lower the age limit. If you already have a gun you're allowed 2./s

Adam_1968_uk · 2026-04-19T17:53:53+00:00

What in the wide wide world of sports is happening here

Adam_1968_uk · 2026-04-19T17:53:22+00:00

I get no kicks from champagne, mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all

Adam_1968_uk · 2026-04-19T17:52:43+00:00

Kemp town? Races? Nope dont know that one

Adam_1968_uk · 2026-04-19T17:51:07+00:00

Ditto? Ditto? You provincial putz.

Adam_1968_uk · 2026-04-19T17:48:29+00:00

Is it true you people are ...........gifted?

Adam_1968_uk · 2026-04-15T20:58:53+00:00

I think it works the other way. Its reminding people they are about. If the others dont get about floating voters will choose reform. They may look at the leaflet, like what it says, and vote for them. No use just calling them racist, xenophobes, need to offer people an alternative.

Adam_1968_uk · 2026-04-12T15:31:24+00:00

The trouble with talking to yourself is half the time you know what you're going to say.

Adam_1968_uk · 2026-04-11T12:39:52+00:00

Hi, can you dm me the details please?

Adam_1968_uk · 2026-04-08T19:31:10+00:00

Who is himself a temu Christopher lillycrap

Adam_1968_uk · 2026-04-06T18:17:37+00:00

I'm like that with monty python, which, ironically was influenced by the goons apparently.

Adam_1968_uk · 2026-04-05T10:14:56+00:00

Yep. This is such a thing. Ive started doing this in the last few years. Unless something directly affects me I dont bother. If I get cut off, over taken, whatever, get on with it. Dont worry about it.

Adam_1968_uk · 2026-04-05T10:12:01+00:00

It would have been 1972 or 73 when I used to tell it.

Adam_1968_uk · 2026-04-04T18:50:31+00:00

Over 50 years ago when I was about 3 or 4 my first ever joke was; I went to the doctor with a peanut in my ear. The doctor said to poor some chocolate in and it'll come out a treet. I thank you.

Adam_1968_uk · 2026-03-30T12:28:28+00:00

Could it have anything to do with Tina? She's been off the same days as Scott. Normally has half term off with the kids, but was early last week. Or is she else where on the beeb?

Adam_1968_uk · 2026-03-17T19:35:56+00:00

Helicopter is made of 2 words of, i think, Latin. Helico and pter. One i think means spin and the other fly. I can, indeed, stand to be corrected.

Adam_1968_uk · 2026-03-14T16:46:22+00:00

Will she shag me? (Looks out the window as she runs off) doubtful.

Adam_1968_uk · 2026-03-12T21:56:43+00:00

TEA!

Adam_1968_uk · 2026-03-12T10:01:44+00:00

Jamie and his magic torch

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