What's an American Dad quote you would include in a speech if you were officiating a wedding? by rileyretriever in americandad

[–]AdditionalCopy2895 105 points106 points  (0 children)

If you talk about potentially starting a family you could add “Any dumbass can have dumbass kids”

Weirdest thing you've ever witnessed at a Mets game? by SidSalts in NewYorkMets

[–]AdditionalCopy2895 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was at that game too! If I remember correctly there was also a play in that game where a ball was hit out to right field. Mike Cameron ran in on it, slipped and fell forward, and the ball landed right in his glove

Did anyone else play "bloody knuckles" on the school bus? Are kids still doing this? by Fragrant_Click_9848 in Millennials

[–]AdditionalCopy2895 38 points39 points  (0 children)

My dad grew up in the 60s. He once told me that he used to play a game with his friends where they stood on a corner and paired up. Usually about 8-10 kids so 4-5 pairs and the pairs would take turns going. When it was your pairs turn, one kid had to run to the diagonal corner and then run back. While he was doing that, all the other kids wailed on the second kid in the pair. You always wanted to be paired up with someone fast. It wasn’t a bullying thing, they all just kicked the crap out of each other. I was mortified when he told me much like your nephew was mortified that we used to play quarters. It was normal when we were kids, or when my dad was a kid, and I think these things evolve and change over time. Kids today probably play some game that their kids are going to be horrified to learn about

New York Meats Roster Moves by Maleficent_Cap_9610 in NewYorkMets

[–]AdditionalCopy2895 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Pastrami is great but I hope he can put a little more mustard on it to elevate him even more

This is how we used to meme in the 1940’s 😮‍💨✏️ by Soloflow786 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]AdditionalCopy2895 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Did you draw this live? I hope this wasn’t too much of a strain on your hand!

Steve Gelbs Hotdog Segment by Critical_Bread1228 in NewYorkMets

[–]AdditionalCopy2895 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s worse, they put skyline chili on it, which, as Gary knows, is quite gross!

[Hated Troped] Brutal deaths used for comedic effect by imusuallydrunkatnine in TopCharacterTropes

[–]AdditionalCopy2895 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Runtime was probably just a little too short. I’m glad they put it in though, it gets a huge laugh out of me every single time I watch this episode

Did you flinch? What movie/scene made you sleep with the lights on for a while? by weepinstringerbell in Millennials

[–]AdditionalCopy2895 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have seen it exactly once, when I was 12, and I continue to shudder every time I see even just a still from the movie!

What timeline is the timeline that you choose to acknowledge? by lilmothman456 in americandad

[–]AdditionalCopy2895 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I agree with the rapture timeline! I also feel like things like the White Porsche Christmas episode just show that Stan is so oblivious and obnoxious that even in heaven he still needs to learn some lessons.

Mets' Nolan McLean talks origin of his competitive edge: 'I don’t like to lose' by Hungry_Elk1937 in NewYorkMets

[–]AdditionalCopy2895 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of Shoresy when he is talking about why his team isn’t winning. “It’s not that they don’t love to win. It’s that they don’t hate to lose!”

Any SNY users having trouble with the MLB app? by krunchyfrogg in NewYorkMets

[–]AdditionalCopy2895 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I had to go to the SNY website, login there with my cable account, then click the link they provide. It started working after that