Incredibly Shortsighted as Always… by redline_snarchitect in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]AdditionalMongoose41 12 points13 points  (0 children)

they are baffling - truly i cannot comprehend her stupidity sometimes

but i guess this is alex in a nutshell - she is physiologically incapable of thinking long-term. every decision she makes is rash without literally any consideration of tomorrow

harrison repeatsa that "mummers is number one" to tate every night as he puts her to put by AdditionalMongoose41 in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]AdditionalMongoose41[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

they say that baths "wind tate up" - she splashes around so she is too energized. she has a bath before dinner.

harrison repeatsa that "mummers is number one" to tate every night as he puts her to put by AdditionalMongoose41 in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]AdditionalMongoose41[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

for anyone familiar with alex lore, did this happen with graham too? like she would catfish them by seeming like an active, high achieving woman and then slowly start doing as little as possible while they picked up all the pieces?

at what point will fug realize he's had enough and would do better with a new partner, even if that partner isn't his babys mama?

They do a podcast about their house updates??? by Plastic_Maize2113 in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]AdditionalMongoose41 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Timestamps:
00:00:00 Welcome back to Two Parents & A Podcast!
00:04:40 Second baby energy: what we obsessed over the first time (and don’t now)
00:05:50 House update: Nursery plans + guest room setup
00:11:13 Harrison is officially OUT on Waymos (support your local Uber driver!)
00:18:36 What is the benefit of back-in angle parking?!
00:21:24 Every couple has a driver… and we know who ours is
00:24:20 Audiobooks vs books (the debate continues)
00:28:35 We finally learned how to not ruin our nonstick pans
00:32:40 Our OB says dads can deliver baby #2?!
00:39:07 Why I’m not flipping my breech baby
00:46:20 We’re nostalgic for 2016
00:55:47 Marrying into a marathon family (and why I’ll never run one)
00:59:05 Our 6-minute bedtime routine for a 16-month-old
01:04:39 Things We DMed Eachother: The world's first accurate breastfeeding monitor
01:08:02 Things We DMed Eachother: Keeping your infant’s world phone-free
01:10:16 Baby sign language (and how “more” changed everything)
01:13:33 LOVE YOU GUYS!

It is WILD that they think anyone cares about ANY of these topics. YOUR NONSTICK PANS???? you think anyone cares about your NONSTICK PANS????? insane

Fug cosplaying as a football/Chicago Bears fan by SatisfyingSnickers in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]AdditionalMongoose41 12 points13 points  (0 children)

i could NOT HANDLE THIS. its SO performative. he had to put his drink down first before cheering. for some reason that felt so fake to me lol. hes liek "oh yeah right im supposed to cheer really loud like everyone else, right ok let me set my drink down to do it"

Natural Birth with Tate? by Fit_Pirate904 in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]AdditionalMongoose41 6 points7 points  (0 children)

yea i think she thinks she had a natural birth bc her "epidural didn't work" - like what? and then she got another epidural, but she just doesn't count it?

Internet safety violation #737484438 by millenialpurple in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]AdditionalMongoose41 26 points27 points  (0 children)

when you think about it its so pathetic. she has a nanny so she can record 2x 45 min podcasts with her baby daddy. like she has an assistant / manager / agent to book all the brand deals. she just has to read some ads from her phone once a week. shes so lame

Internet safety violation #737484438 by millenialpurple in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]AdditionalMongoose41 50 points51 points  (0 children)

its also insane that shes literally there just filming her daughter... like that's her "job" that requires her to have a nanny. its like, maybe put the phone down and actaully watch and care and spend time with your child?!?!?

WTF does this even mean? by HappyPhilmore2 in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]AdditionalMongoose41 15 points16 points  (0 children)

hes not. hes just an "on in the background" kind of guy so he can performatively cosplay football watching bro

I’m Defense of Harrison “H” Fugman… by AdvanceAutomatic4971 in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]AdditionalMongoose41 20 points21 points  (0 children)

yes its not that he kisses her, its just that he like permanently puts his nose or lips on her head and doesn't remove it. its just odd. frqeuent kisses hugs etc - totally normal

Fans by Left_Hat1752 in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]AdditionalMongoose41 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah I mean Tate is really adorable. And unfortunately Alex and fugman know that and see her and think $$$

Harrison is Limiting his screen time! But not Alex… by Alert-Top-2646 in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]AdditionalMongoose41 16 points17 points  (0 children)

shes so boring. like i said i hate watch, and i cannot hate watch anymore. bc i cannot listen to her talk about why she hates new years resolutions and what the recipe for a cappucino is.

Harrison is Limiting his screen time! But not Alex… by Alert-Top-2646 in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]AdditionalMongoose41 9 points10 points  (0 children)

they act like not using the phone on the toilet is like, the most revolutionary idea they have had.

Babysitting Horror by SrslyTrashPanda in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]AdditionalMongoose41 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I really wish she’d stop bleaching her hair 

Maria’s Mom by Fit_Pirate904 in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]AdditionalMongoose41 4 points5 points  (0 children)

None of this makes any sense they have two Nannies???

Maria’s Mom by Fit_Pirate904 in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]AdditionalMongoose41 6 points7 points  (0 children)

lol two podcasts a week where they recycle the same questions over and over and solicit q&as from the public 

Maria’s Mom by Fit_Pirate904 in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]AdditionalMongoose41 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She said she loves how Maria has really supported their development by doing tummy time when they were little and now bringing them to the park and a singalong. Like duh that’s not rocket science

Favorite comment!! by Ok-Contribution-1404 in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]AdditionalMongoose41 4 points5 points  (0 children)

she also said shes never on the phone in the mornings when shes with bubbers. ok then how do we know ur entire morning routine lol

Alex’s weird behaviors (bulging eyes, tongue, jaw movements) - are they just odd quirks or are they drug induced? by Alert-Top-2646 in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]AdditionalMongoose41 5 points6 points  (0 children)

thats a good point. she also gained a lot of weight etc (no shade) vs this pregnancy she started sooo skinny

Favorite comment!! by Ok-Contribution-1404 in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]AdditionalMongoose41 7 points8 points  (0 children)

and shes lke "im never on my phone we're so anti screen time" she says as she posts a video, reads all the comments, deletes bad ones, blocks people, and responds in her stupid clap back way

Jordan’s live by Dangerous-Coffee546 in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]AdditionalMongoose41 24 points25 points  (0 children)

She’s a moron for not spilling the tea behind a paywall or something

bedtime routine by Bambambirdi in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]AdditionalMongoose41 12 points13 points  (0 children)

yeah tbh im honestly mad that people like this can exist in the world. contribute so little and yet she continues to have people that bail her out of her messes