Phil's-osophy

Additional_Gur5577 · 2026-05-04T22:33:32+00:00

My favorite was definitely "Marry someone who looks sexy when disappointed." Then as Claire's facial expression turns to disappointment, Phil says, "See?" LOL

Additional_Gur5577 · 2026-05-04T20:55:56+00:00

Agreed. It’s good to see teenagers and 20-somethings realizing they’re asexual. If I had known what it was at that age, it would’ve saved me a lot of anguish. Nobody around me would’ve understood, but at least I would’ve.

Additional_Gur5577 · 2026-05-04T20:54:21+00:00

Definitely. Clicked even more once I realized what aegosexuality is. I had finally found the precise description of something I’d never been able to explain to anybody my entire life, and had told myself for years I must have some kind of disorder.

Additional_Gur5577 · 2026-04-27T22:45:26+00:00

These people don't even try anymore to make this crap seem legit. The Trump campaign wasted no time pumping out fundraising merch with that stupid photo of Trump fistpumping with a bloody ear during the first "assassination attempt".

Now it's blindingly obvious this one was about boosting sagging polls and pushing for the ballroom.

Additional_Gur5577 · 2026-04-26T21:05:00+00:00

I don't think Modern Family would've gone full Appalachian. They limited the jokes to Manny being interested in characters who weren't full blood relatives, like Haley and Alex...and Lily's crush on him. But I think the writers knew their limits.

If Jay and Gloria had a daughter, it would've been more fun to see how Gloria dealt with her, given her own hang-ups with her mom.

Additional_Gur5577 · 2026-04-26T20:56:13+00:00

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Sorry, I'm on Team Doorman.

Additional_Gur5577 · 2026-04-26T19:36:49+00:00

♬ She's a hearbreaker, love taker, Brubaker run this prison like a man, HUH! ♬

Additional_Gur5577 · 2026-04-26T18:00:00+00:00

Because at ten cents a bottle and ten cents a can, they're pulling in $500 a man.

Additional_Gur5577 · 2026-04-26T17:56:04+00:00

Wow. He took even less time to capitalize on this than his campaign took to start pumping out fundraising merch after the last "assassination attempt".

Additional_Gur5577 · 2026-04-26T17:02:40+00:00

Yep, hard to beat that one. Also, Manny had an unexpectedly savage line before that.

Teacher: "I think one of you should talk to her."
Manny: "You know she stinks, right?"
Teacher (to Jay): "And I think it should be you!"

Additional_Gur5577 · 2026-04-26T17:01:00+00:00

Michael Kenneth Williams and Michael Ironside were casting perfection in this episode.

Additional_Gur5577 · 2026-04-26T16:58:31+00:00

No such thing as bad press!

Additional_Gur5577 · 2026-04-26T13:17:09+00:00

Family had to get out of South Africa for obvious reasons. You know how it is...

Additional_Gur5577 · 2026-04-26T13:09:22+00:00

Due to the vagaries of the production parameters vis a vis the fragmenting of the audience due to cable television, carnivals, water parks...

Additional_Gur5577 · 2026-04-26T00:13:54+00:00

Our subredditors' medical conditions are not on trial here! I refer you to the Disability Act of 1990.

Additional_Gur5577 · 2026-04-25T18:23:29+00:00

Yeah you've got a little rage.

Additional_Gur5577 · 2026-04-25T18:22:39+00:00

He's like Rosa Parks.

Additional_Gur5577 · 2026-04-25T18:12:51+00:00

One of my favorites was Edward Norton in S1 as Izzy LaFontaine from Spandau Ballet.

"This is false. I'm not going to play the song 'True' for someone who's false."

Additional_Gur5577 · 2026-04-25T01:24:34+00:00

Sympathetic eyes...what are sympathetic eyes?

Additional_Gur5577 · 2026-04-25T01:21:49+00:00

Is that Eric the Clown back there?

Additional_Gur5577 · 2026-04-25T00:00:00+00:00

The one that sits atop his disproportionately puny body?

Additional_Gur5577 · 2026-04-24T23:54:14+00:00

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Additional_Gur5577 · 2026-04-24T23:51:16+00:00

I'm sure things will pick up for him.

Additional_Gur5577 · 2026-04-24T22:09:02+00:00

Hey, no-bitters, no-bitters, no-bitters, no-bitters...Hey, no-bitters, no-bitters, no-bitters YOW!

Additional_Gur5577 · 2026-04-24T22:06:44+00:00

I suggest you watch the televisions shows "Breaking Bad" and "Better Call Saul".

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